"I Solemnly Swear...A Lot!" Kitchen Towel
Upgrade your kitchen with this funny and functional waffle weave kitchen towel! Featuring the bold and witty quote "I Solemnly Swear A Lot," this premium microfiber dish towel is designed for those who love humor in their home. Made from a super-absorbent, quick-drying waffle weave fabric, it's perfect for drying dishes, cleaning spills, or just making a statement in your kitchen.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
• Great for adding a touch of personality to your kitchen or gifting to someone with a sense of humor!
MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
Looking for a unique gift idea? This hilarious kitchen towel is a great gift for moms, housewarming parties, new homeowners, cooks, bakers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh! It's also an ideal funny birthday gift, Mother’s Day present, Christmas stocking stuffer, or white elephant gift.
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
Upgrade your kitchen with this funny and functional waffle weave kitchen towel! Featuring the bold and witty quote "I Solemnly Swear A Lot," this premium microfiber dish towel is designed for those who love humor in their home. Made from a super-absorbent, quick-drying waffle weave fabric, it's perfect for drying dishes, cleaning spills, or just making a statement in your kitchen.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
• Great for adding a touch of personality to your kitchen or gifting to someone with a sense of humor!
MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
Looking for a unique gift idea? This hilarious kitchen towel is a great gift for moms, housewarming parties, new homeowners, cooks, bakers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh! It's also an ideal funny birthday gift, Mother’s Day present, Christmas stocking stuffer, or white elephant gift.
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
Upgrade your kitchen with this funny and functional waffle weave kitchen towel! Featuring the bold and witty quote "I Solemnly Swear A Lot," this premium microfiber dish towel is designed for those who love humor in their home. Made from a super-absorbent, quick-drying waffle weave fabric, it's perfect for drying dishes, cleaning spills, or just making a statement in your kitchen.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
• Great for adding a touch of personality to your kitchen or gifting to someone with a sense of humor!
MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
Looking for a unique gift idea? This hilarious kitchen towel is a great gift for moms, housewarming parties, new homeowners, cooks, bakers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh! It's also an ideal funny birthday gift, Mother’s Day present, Christmas stocking stuffer, or white elephant gift.
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
