"I Solemnly Swear...A Lot!" Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler
✨ FUNNY WINE TUMBLER WITH ATTITUDE
Start your day with coffee, end it with wine, and let your cup do the swearing. This funny 12oz insulated stainless steel tumbler is made for women who are sarcastic, bold, and caffeine-fueled. Printed with the cheeky quote “I solemnly swear… a lot!”, it’s the perfect gift for wine lovers, coffee addicts, and anyone fluent in sass and side-eye. Whether you’re treating yourself or shopping for your bestie, this tumbler keeps drinks hot or cold—and your personality loud.
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Custom Text Color – Choose from 25 fun color options to match your mood, kitchen, or personality
• Smart Contrast Stars – Stars stay yellow (or black when yellow text is selected) for visibility
• Long-Lasting Design – No vinyl here! Printed with permanent dye ink = no peeling or fading
• Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours or cold for 12
• BPA-Free & Durable – Non-toxic, shatterproof, and ready for daily sass
• Portable & Travel-Friendly – Comes with a clear sliding lid & straw; fits most cup holders
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Funny birthday gifts for wine-loving women
• Sarcastic gifts for best friends, moms, or sisters
• Custom teacher gifts with personality
• Mother’s Day or Galentine’s Day surprises
• Coffee lovers with a sense of humor
• Adult fans of magical mischief (wink wink)
🧙 READY TO SPELL OUT YOUR SASS?
Add to cart, pick your favorite color, and let your tumbler do the swearing.
✨ FUNNY WINE TUMBLER WITH ATTITUDE
Start your day with coffee, end it with wine, and let your cup do the swearing. This funny 12oz insulated stainless steel tumbler is made for women who are sarcastic, bold, and caffeine-fueled. Printed with the cheeky quote “I solemnly swear… a lot!”, it’s the perfect gift for wine lovers, coffee addicts, and anyone fluent in sass and side-eye. Whether you’re treating yourself or shopping for your bestie, this tumbler keeps drinks hot or cold—and your personality loud.
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Custom Text Color – Choose from 25 fun color options to match your mood, kitchen, or personality
• Smart Contrast Stars – Stars stay yellow (or black when yellow text is selected) for visibility
• Long-Lasting Design – No vinyl here! Printed with permanent dye ink = no peeling or fading
• Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours or cold for 12
• BPA-Free & Durable – Non-toxic, shatterproof, and ready for daily sass
• Portable & Travel-Friendly – Comes with a clear sliding lid & straw; fits most cup holders
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Funny birthday gifts for wine-loving women
• Sarcastic gifts for best friends, moms, or sisters
• Custom teacher gifts with personality
• Mother’s Day or Galentine’s Day surprises
• Coffee lovers with a sense of humor
• Adult fans of magical mischief (wink wink)
🧙 READY TO SPELL OUT YOUR SASS?
Add to cart, pick your favorite color, and let your tumbler do the swearing.
✨ FUNNY WINE TUMBLER WITH ATTITUDE
Start your day with coffee, end it with wine, and let your cup do the swearing. This funny 12oz insulated stainless steel tumbler is made for women who are sarcastic, bold, and caffeine-fueled. Printed with the cheeky quote “I solemnly swear… a lot!”, it’s the perfect gift for wine lovers, coffee addicts, and anyone fluent in sass and side-eye. Whether you’re treating yourself or shopping for your bestie, this tumbler keeps drinks hot or cold—and your personality loud.
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Custom Text Color – Choose from 25 fun color options to match your mood, kitchen, or personality
• Smart Contrast Stars – Stars stay yellow (or black when yellow text is selected) for visibility
• Long-Lasting Design – No vinyl here! Printed with permanent dye ink = no peeling or fading
• Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours or cold for 12
• BPA-Free & Durable – Non-toxic, shatterproof, and ready for daily sass
• Portable & Travel-Friendly – Comes with a clear sliding lid & straw; fits most cup holders
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Funny birthday gifts for wine-loving women
• Sarcastic gifts for best friends, moms, or sisters
• Custom teacher gifts with personality
• Mother’s Day or Galentine’s Day surprises
• Coffee lovers with a sense of humor
• Adult fans of magical mischief (wink wink)
🧙 READY TO SPELL OUT YOUR SASS?
Add to cart, pick your favorite color, and let your tumbler do the swearing.
📏 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Capacity: 12 oz
• Material: Double-wall vacuum-insulated stainless steel
• Design: Front only, printed with permanent sublimation dye ink (no vinyl)
• Performance: Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours, cold for 12
• Includes: Clear slide lid + reusable straw
• Size: Approx. 4.5” H x 3” W – fits most cup holders
• Care Instructions: Hand wash only – not microwave or dishwasher safe
• Safety: BPA-free, lead-free, non-toxic, shatterproof
• Packaging: Securely wrapped and gift-ready 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person
than on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
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