"You’re Lucky I Didn’t Keep This for Myself" Reusable Wine Bag
🍷 I WAS THIS CLOSE TO KEEPING IT
Turn your wine gift into guaranteed laughter with this witty, reusable wine bag featuring the hilarious quote: "You’re Lucky I Didn’t Keep This for Myself." Whether you're gifting red, white, bubbly—or just a bottle with sass—this bag delivers humor, style, and eco-friendly charm in one fabulous wrap.
Crafted from durable polyester fabric with a sturdy drawstring closure, it fits any standard 750ml wine or champagne bottle. Choose from classic black text or a colorful print to match the vibe—classy, quirky, or both!
✨ BONUS TIP:
Pair this bag with one of our custom wine tumblers for a gift set your recipient won’t forget!
🎁 PERFECT FOR GIFTING:
• Birthday, holiday, and Christmas wine gifts
• Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or Secret Santa exchanges
• Hostess gifts or housewarming parties
• Bachelorette parties or girls' night in
• Coworker gifts, thank-you gifts, and “just because” surprises
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Made from durable, reusable polyester fabric
• Fits standard 750ml wine bottles
• Drawstring closure for a secure, stylish presentation
• Lightweight, foldable, and easy to reuse
• A fun, sustainable alternative to traditional wine bags or gift wrap
🛒 READY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH BEFORE THEY UNCORK IT?
Add this funny wine bag to your cart today and give a gift they’ll remember—before they even open the bottle!
🍷 I WAS THIS CLOSE TO KEEPING IT
Turn your wine gift into guaranteed laughter with this witty, reusable wine bag featuring the hilarious quote: "You’re Lucky I Didn’t Keep This for Myself." Whether you're gifting red, white, bubbly—or just a bottle with sass—this bag delivers humor, style, and eco-friendly charm in one fabulous wrap.
Crafted from durable polyester fabric with a sturdy drawstring closure, it fits any standard 750ml wine or champagne bottle. Choose from classic black text or a colorful print to match the vibe—classy, quirky, or both!
✨ BONUS TIP:
Pair this bag with one of our custom wine tumblers for a gift set your recipient won’t forget!
🎁 PERFECT FOR GIFTING:
• Birthday, holiday, and Christmas wine gifts
• Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or Secret Santa exchanges
• Hostess gifts or housewarming parties
• Bachelorette parties or girls' night in
• Coworker gifts, thank-you gifts, and “just because” surprises
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Made from durable, reusable polyester fabric
• Fits standard 750ml wine bottles
• Drawstring closure for a secure, stylish presentation
• Lightweight, foldable, and easy to reuse
• A fun, sustainable alternative to traditional wine bags or gift wrap
🛒 READY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH BEFORE THEY UNCORK IT?
Add this funny wine bag to your cart today and give a gift they’ll remember—before they even open the bottle!
🍷 I WAS THIS CLOSE TO KEEPING IT
Turn your wine gift into guaranteed laughter with this witty, reusable wine bag featuring the hilarious quote: "You’re Lucky I Didn’t Keep This for Myself." Whether you're gifting red, white, bubbly—or just a bottle with sass—this bag delivers humor, style, and eco-friendly charm in one fabulous wrap.
Crafted from durable polyester fabric with a sturdy drawstring closure, it fits any standard 750ml wine or champagne bottle. Choose from classic black text or a colorful print to match the vibe—classy, quirky, or both!
✨ BONUS TIP:
Pair this bag with one of our custom wine tumblers for a gift set your recipient won’t forget!
🎁 PERFECT FOR GIFTING:
• Birthday, holiday, and Christmas wine gifts
• Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or Secret Santa exchanges
• Hostess gifts or housewarming parties
• Bachelorette parties or girls' night in
• Coworker gifts, thank-you gifts, and “just because” surprises
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Made from durable, reusable polyester fabric
• Fits standard 750ml wine bottles
• Drawstring closure for a secure, stylish presentation
• Lightweight, foldable, and easy to reuse
• A fun, sustainable alternative to traditional wine bags or gift wrap
🛒 READY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH BEFORE THEY UNCORK IT?
Add this funny wine bag to your cart today and give a gift they’ll remember—before they even open the bottle!
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: 5.5” x 13.8” – Fits most standard 750ml wine bottles (including champagne)
• Material: Lightweight, breathable polyester – durable, reusable & eco-friendly
• Closure: Built-in drawstring for easy open/close and secure storage
• Multi-Use: Ideal for wrapping wine, champagne, spirits, or similarly-shaped gifts
• Dust Protection: Drawstring helps keep the bottle clean while gifting or storing
• Care Instructions: Hand wash with mild soap and water
• Packaging: Neatly folded and gift-ready 🎁
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