Humorous wine bag with bold black lettering reading "You're lucky I didn’t keep this for myself".
Humorous wine bag with bold black lettering reading "You're lucky I didn’t keep this for myself".
Funny wine gift bag with black quote text, reusable polyester with drawstring, perfect for wine lovers and hostess gifts.
Reusable white wine bag with black quote design, eco-friendly polyester drawstring bag for standard 750ml bottles.
Reusable polyester wine bag with bold black text, gift-ready drawstring design for wine bottles, ideal for holidays or birthdays.
Minimalist white wine bag with black humorous quote, reusable polyester gift bag styled with modern decor.
Humorous wine bag with bold black lettering reading "You're lucky I didn’t keep this for myself".
Humorous wine bag with bold black lettering reading "You're lucky I didn’t keep this for myself".
Funny wine gift bag with black quote text, reusable polyester with drawstring, perfect for wine lovers and hostess gifts.
Reusable white wine bag with black quote design, eco-friendly polyester drawstring bag for standard 750ml bottles.
Reusable polyester wine bag with bold black text, gift-ready drawstring design for wine bottles, ideal for holidays or birthdays.
Minimalist white wine bag with black humorous quote, reusable polyester gift bag styled with modern decor.

"You’re Lucky I Didn’t Keep This for Myself" Reusable Wine Bag

$8.00

🍷 I WAS THIS CLOSE TO KEEPING IT

Turn your wine gift into guaranteed laughter with this witty reusable wine bag featuring the hilarious quote “You’re Lucky I Didn’t Keep This for Myself.” Whether you’re gifting red, white, bubbly, or a bottle that speaks for itself, this bag adds instant humor, personality, and charm—making your present feel thoughtful, stylish, and delightfully cheeky.

Crafted from durable polyester fabric, this bag offers long-lasting use with a smooth, modern finish that feels premium in the hand. The sturdy drawstring closure secures any standard 750ml wine or champagne bottle, creating a polished presentation that looks elevated without the waste of disposable wrapping. Lightweight, foldable, and reusable, it’s an eco-friendly favorite for every celebration—birthdays, holidays, hostess gifts, and just-because moments.

For an unforgettable gift, pair this wine bag with one of my custom wine tumblers. Together, they create a coordinated, crowd-pleasing gift set that’s guaranteed to get a laugh and a toast.

Give a gift that’s funny, thoughtful, and effortlessly stylish—one bottle, one smile, one perfectly wrapped moment at a time.

🍷 I WAS THIS CLOSE TO KEEPING IT

Turn your wine gift into guaranteed laughter with this witty reusable wine bag featuring the hilarious quote “You’re Lucky I Didn’t Keep This for Myself.” Whether you’re gifting red, white, bubbly, or a bottle that speaks for itself, this bag adds instant humor, personality, and charm—making your present feel thoughtful, stylish, and delightfully cheeky.

Crafted from durable polyester fabric, this bag offers long-lasting use with a smooth, modern finish that feels premium in the hand. The sturdy drawstring closure secures any standard 750ml wine or champagne bottle, creating a polished presentation that looks elevated without the waste of disposable wrapping. Lightweight, foldable, and reusable, it’s an eco-friendly favorite for every celebration—birthdays, holidays, hostess gifts, and just-because moments.

For an unforgettable gift, pair this wine bag with one of my custom wine tumblers. Together, they create a coordinated, crowd-pleasing gift set that’s guaranteed to get a laugh and a toast.

Give a gift that’s funny, thoughtful, and effortlessly stylish—one bottle, one smile, one perfectly wrapped moment at a time.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: 5.5” x 13.8” – Fits most standard 750ml wine bottles (including champagne)
• Material: Lightweight, breathable polyester – durable, reusable & eco-friendly
• Closure: Built-in drawstring for easy open/close and secure storage
• Multi-Use: Ideal for wrapping wine, champagne, spirits, or similarly-shaped gifts
• Dust Protection: Drawstring helps keep the bottle clean while gifting or storing
• Care Instructions: Hand wash with mild soap and water
• Packaging: Neatly folded and gift-ready 🎁
 
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.