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🎅 FESTIVE, FEISTY & FULL OF HOLIDAY SASS
Add cheeky holiday humor to your kitchen with this best-selling Santa towel featuring the laugh-out-loud quote: “Where My Ho’s At?” This bold, sassy design is perfect for bringing personality to your holiday baking, coffee bar, or party hosting.
Made with premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is soft, ultra-absorbent, and durable enough for everyday use. Whether you’re sprucing up your own kitchen or wrapping it as a gift, it’s a must-have for anyone with a naughty sense of humor and a love for festive fun.
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilarious Holiday Design – A playful Santa pun that gets people laughing
• Super Absorbent Microfiber – Waffle weave texture that’s fast-drying and lint-free
• Lasts Through the Season – Permanent sublimation design won’t fade or peel
• A Bestseller for a Reason – Fun, functional, and festively inappropriate in all the right ways
🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Funny Moms, Friends, & Coworkers – They’ll laugh and use it daily
• White Elephant & Secret Santa – A hilarious hit at any exchange
• Holiday Hostesses – Give them the gift of laughter in the kitchen
• Stocking Stuffers – Easy to wrap, impossible not to giggle at
🛍️ READY TO DECK THE HALLS WITH HUMOR?
Add this towel to your cart and give your kitchen—or someone else’s—the funniest upgrade of the season. 🎁🎄😂
🎅 FESTIVE, FEISTY & FULL OF HOLIDAY SASS
Add cheeky holiday humor to your kitchen with this best-selling Santa towel featuring the laugh-out-loud quote: “Where My Ho’s At?” This bold, sassy design is perfect for bringing personality to your holiday baking, coffee bar, or party hosting.
Made with premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is soft, ultra-absorbent, and durable enough for everyday use. Whether you’re sprucing up your own kitchen or wrapping it as a gift, it’s a must-have for anyone with a naughty sense of humor and a love for festive fun.
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilarious Holiday Design – A playful Santa pun that gets people laughing
• Super Absorbent Microfiber – Waffle weave texture that’s fast-drying and lint-free
• Lasts Through the Season – Permanent sublimation design won’t fade or peel
• A Bestseller for a Reason – Fun, functional, and festively inappropriate in all the right ways
🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Funny Moms, Friends, & Coworkers – They’ll laugh and use it daily
• White Elephant & Secret Santa – A hilarious hit at any exchange
• Holiday Hostesses – Give them the gift of laughter in the kitchen
• Stocking Stuffers – Easy to wrap, impossible not to giggle at
🛍️ READY TO DECK THE HALLS WITH HUMOR?
Add this towel to your cart and give your kitchen—or someone else’s—the funniest upgrade of the season. 🎁🎄😂
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.