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"Where My Ho's At" Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🎅 FESTIVE, FEISTY & FULL OF HOLIDAY SASS

Add a splash of bold holiday humor to your kitchen with this bestselling Santa towel featuring the laugh-out-loud quote “Where My Ho’s At?” Playful, sassy, and unapologetically festive, it brings instant personality to your holiday baking days, morning coffee rituals, and Christmas party hosting. It’s the perfect mix of naughty and nice—ready to make every guest smirk the moment they see it.

Crafted from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is wonderfully soft, ultra-absorbent, and fast-drying, making it as functional as it is funny. The vibrant design is created using permanent, fade-free sublimation printing, ensuring it stays crisp and colorful throughout the season without peeling or cracking. Whether displayed on your oven door or gifted to someone who loves a little cheeky holiday cheer, it adds unforgettable character to any winter space.

Perfect for stocking stuffers, hostess gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, or simply treating yourself, this towel blends everyday practicality with a hilariously festive twist—because holiday décor should be fun.

Bring home a towel that keeps the holidays bright, bold, and delightfully inappropriate—one laugh, one cookie batch, one “ho ho ho” at a time.

🎅 FESTIVE, FEISTY & FULL OF HOLIDAY SASS

Add a splash of bold holiday humor to your kitchen with this bestselling Santa towel featuring the laugh-out-loud quote “Where My Ho’s At?” Playful, sassy, and unapologetically festive, it brings instant personality to your holiday baking days, morning coffee rituals, and Christmas party hosting. It’s the perfect mix of naughty and nice—ready to make every guest smirk the moment they see it.

Crafted from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is wonderfully soft, ultra-absorbent, and fast-drying, making it as functional as it is funny. The vibrant design is created using permanent, fade-free sublimation printing, ensuring it stays crisp and colorful throughout the season without peeling or cracking. Whether displayed on your oven door or gifted to someone who loves a little cheeky holiday cheer, it adds unforgettable character to any winter space.

Perfect for stocking stuffers, hostess gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, or simply treating yourself, this towel blends everyday practicality with a hilariously festive twist—because holiday décor should be fun.

Bring home a towel that keeps the holidays bright, bold, and delightfully inappropriate—one laugh, one cookie batch, one “ho ho ho” at a time.

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📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.