"Where My Ho's At" Kitchen Towel
🎅 FESTIVE, FEISTY & FULL OF HOLIDAY SASS
Bring cheeky holiday humor to your kitchen with this best-selling Santa towel featuring the laugh-out-loud quote: “Where My Ho’s At?” Made with premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s soft, absorbent, and ready to spice up your Christmas baking or party hosting with a naughty twist of festive charm.
Whether you’re stuffing stockings, swapping Secret Santa gifts, or decking your own halls with sass, this towel brings the jolly and the jokes.
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilarious Holiday Design – A playful Santa pun that gets people laughing
• Super Absorbent Microfiber – Waffle weave texture that’s fast-drying and lint-free
• Lasts Through the Season – Permanent sublimation design won’t fade or peel
• A Bestseller for a Reason – Fun, functional, and festively inappropriate in all the right ways
🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Funny Moms, Friends, & Coworkers – They’ll laugh and use it daily
• White Elephant & Secret Santa – A hilarious hit at any exchange
• Holiday Hostesses – Give them the gift of laughter in the kitchen
• Stocking Stuffers – Easy to wrap, impossible not to giggle at
🛍️ READY TO DECK THE HALLS WITH HUMOR?
Add this towel to your cart and give your kitchen—or someone else’s—the funniest upgrade of the season. 🎁🎄😂
🎅 FESTIVE, FEISTY & FULL OF HOLIDAY SASS
Bring cheeky holiday humor to your kitchen with this best-selling Santa towel featuring the laugh-out-loud quote: “Where My Ho’s At?” Made with premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s soft, absorbent, and ready to spice up your Christmas baking or party hosting with a naughty twist of festive charm.
Whether you’re stuffing stockings, swapping Secret Santa gifts, or decking your own halls with sass, this towel brings the jolly and the jokes.
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilarious Holiday Design – A playful Santa pun that gets people laughing
• Super Absorbent Microfiber – Waffle weave texture that’s fast-drying and lint-free
• Lasts Through the Season – Permanent sublimation design won’t fade or peel
• A Bestseller for a Reason – Fun, functional, and festively inappropriate in all the right ways
🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Funny Moms, Friends, & Coworkers – They’ll laugh and use it daily
• White Elephant & Secret Santa – A hilarious hit at any exchange
• Holiday Hostesses – Give them the gift of laughter in the kitchen
• Stocking Stuffers – Easy to wrap, impossible not to giggle at
🛍️ READY TO DECK THE HALLS WITH HUMOR?
Add this towel to your cart and give your kitchen—or someone else’s—the funniest upgrade of the season. 🎁🎄😂
🎅 FESTIVE, FEISTY & FULL OF HOLIDAY SASS
Bring cheeky holiday humor to your kitchen with this best-selling Santa towel featuring the laugh-out-loud quote: “Where My Ho’s At?” Made with premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s soft, absorbent, and ready to spice up your Christmas baking or party hosting with a naughty twist of festive charm.
Whether you’re stuffing stockings, swapping Secret Santa gifts, or decking your own halls with sass, this towel brings the jolly and the jokes.
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilarious Holiday Design – A playful Santa pun that gets people laughing
• Super Absorbent Microfiber – Waffle weave texture that’s fast-drying and lint-free
• Lasts Through the Season – Permanent sublimation design won’t fade or peel
• A Bestseller for a Reason – Fun, functional, and festively inappropriate in all the right ways
🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Funny Moms, Friends, & Coworkers – They’ll laugh and use it daily
• White Elephant & Secret Santa – A hilarious hit at any exchange
• Holiday Hostesses – Give them the gift of laughter in the kitchen
• Stocking Stuffers – Easy to wrap, impossible not to giggle at
🛍️ READY TO DECK THE HALLS WITH HUMOR?
Add this towel to your cart and give your kitchen—or someone else’s—the funniest upgrade of the season. 🎁🎄😂
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
