"When You Excel..." Kitchen Towel

$16.00

:📊 JEALOUSY? CONFIRMED IN CELL A1.

Brighten your kitchen (and your mood!) with this witty waffle weave towel featuring the hilarious quote: “When You Excel They Always Spreadsheet About You.” It’s the perfect mix of workplace humor and everyday functionality—great for anyone who spends their day crunching numbers, managing data, or living in spreadsheets.

Crafted from super-absorbent, quick-drying waffle weave microfiber, this towel is tough enough for real kitchen use while adding a playful edge to your decor. The design is printed using permanent sublimation, so the colors stay bold and crisp with no peeling, cracking, or fading, even through daily spills and wipe-downs.

It’s a clever gift for coworkers, tech lovers, accountants, office friends, IT teams, or anyone who appreciates a smart pun. Beautifully packaged and ready to gift, it’s perfect for birthdays, office celebrations, Secret Santa exchanges, or just to make someone smile at work.

Add it to your cart and bring a little spreadsheet humor to your daily routine.

:📊 JEALOUSY? CONFIRMED IN CELL A1.

Brighten your kitchen (and your mood!) with this witty waffle weave towel featuring the hilarious quote: “When You Excel They Always Spreadsheet About You.” It’s the perfect mix of workplace humor and everyday functionality—great for anyone who spends their day crunching numbers, managing data, or living in spreadsheets.

Crafted from super-absorbent, quick-drying waffle weave microfiber, this towel is tough enough for real kitchen use while adding a playful edge to your decor. The design is printed using permanent sublimation, so the colors stay bold and crisp with no peeling, cracking, or fading, even through daily spills and wipe-downs.

It’s a clever gift for coworkers, tech lovers, accountants, office friends, IT teams, or anyone who appreciates a smart pun. Beautifully packaged and ready to gift, it’s perfect for birthdays, office celebrations, Secret Santa exchanges, or just to make someone smile at work.

Add it to your cart and bring a little spreadsheet humor to your daily routine.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
Reverse Side: White
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.