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“Warning: The Contents of This Package..." Reusable Wine Bag

$8.00

🍷 CAUTION: OPENING MAY RESULT IN DANCING

Make your wine gift truly unforgettable with this hilarious reusable wine tote featuring the bold, cheeky quote “Warning: The contents of this package may be awesome.” Designed to deliver instant humor, surprise, and effortless personality, it transforms any bottle—wine, champagne, prosecco, or spirits—into a standout moment. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, host gifts, and every just-because celebration, this bag adds that extra spark that makes people smile before they even take a sip.

Crafted from durable polyester fabric, it offers a smooth, modern finish with a secure drawstring closure that fits any standard 750ml bottle. Lightweight, reusable, and easy to fold flat for storage, it provides a stylish, eco-friendly alternative to disposable wine boxes and gift bags. With its bold message and clean design, it brings a fun, contemporary edge to your gifting routine while still feeling polished and intentional.

For an elevated presentation they won’t forget, pair this wine bag with one of my custom wine tumblers. Together, they create a coordinated, keepsake-worthy gift set that stands out for friends, coworkers, hosts, and wine lovers alike.

Wrap your bottle with confidence—and give a gift that’s every bit as awesome as the toast ahead.

🍷 CAUTION: OPENING MAY RESULT IN DANCING

Make your wine gift truly unforgettable with this hilarious reusable wine tote featuring the bold, cheeky quote “Warning: The contents of this package may be awesome.” Designed to deliver instant humor, surprise, and effortless personality, it transforms any bottle—wine, champagne, prosecco, or spirits—into a standout moment. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, host gifts, and every just-because celebration, this bag adds that extra spark that makes people smile before they even take a sip.

Crafted from durable polyester fabric, it offers a smooth, modern finish with a secure drawstring closure that fits any standard 750ml bottle. Lightweight, reusable, and easy to fold flat for storage, it provides a stylish, eco-friendly alternative to disposable wine boxes and gift bags. With its bold message and clean design, it brings a fun, contemporary edge to your gifting routine while still feeling polished and intentional.

For an elevated presentation they won’t forget, pair this wine bag with one of my custom wine tumblers. Together, they create a coordinated, keepsake-worthy gift set that stands out for friends, coworkers, hosts, and wine lovers alike.

Wrap your bottle with confidence—and give a gift that’s every bit as awesome as the toast ahead.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: 5.5” x 13.8” – Fits most standard 750ml wine bottles (including champagne)
• Material: Lightweight, breathable polyester – durable, reusable & eco-friendly
• Closure: Built-in drawstring for easy open/close and secure storage
• Multi-Use: Ideal for wrapping wine, champagne, spirits, or similarly-shaped gifts
• Dust Protection: Drawstring helps keep the bottle clean while gifting or storing
• Care Instructions: Hand wash with mild soap and water
• Packaging: Neatly folded and gift-ready 🎁
 
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.