“Warning: The Contents of This Package..." Reusable Wine Bag
🍷 CAUTION: OPENING MAY RESULT IN DANCING
Make your wine gift totally unforgettable with this hilarious wine tote! Featuring the bold quote “Warning: The contents of this package may be awesome,” this reusable wine bag adds sass, surprise, and sustainability to every bottle.
Crafted from durable polyester fabric with a secure drawstring closure, this cheeky wine bag fits any standard 750ml bottle—wine, champagne, liquor—you name it! It’s perfect for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” gifting.
✨ BONUS TIP:
Pair it with one of our custom wine tumblers for the ultimate wine lover gift set!
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold, cheeky quote that gets instant laughs
• Reusable & eco-friendly—ditch boring wine boxes for good
• Fits standard 750ml bottles (wine, prosecco, champagne—you name it)
• Lightweight & folds flat for easy storage
• Drawstring closure for easy, secure gifting
🎉 PERFECT FOR GIFTING:
• Funny wine gifts for birthdays, holidays & Secret Santa
• Housewarming & hostess gifts with a twist
• Bridal showers, bachelorettes & girls’ night in
• Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day
• Coworkers, grads, neighbors, and wine snobs
🛒 READY TO DELIVER AWESOME WITH STYLE?
Add this funny wine bag to your cart and turn an ordinary bottle into an extraordinary (and hilarious) gift they’ll never forget! 🎁🍾
🍷 CAUTION: OPENING MAY RESULT IN DANCING
Make your wine gift totally unforgettable with this hilarious wine tote! Featuring the bold quote “Warning: The contents of this package may be awesome,” this reusable wine bag adds sass, surprise, and sustainability to every bottle.
Crafted from durable polyester fabric with a secure drawstring closure, this cheeky wine bag fits any standard 750ml bottle—wine, champagne, liquor—you name it! It’s perfect for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” gifting.
✨ BONUS TIP:
Pair it with one of our custom wine tumblers for the ultimate wine lover gift set!
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold, cheeky quote that gets instant laughs
• Reusable & eco-friendly—ditch boring wine boxes for good
• Fits standard 750ml bottles (wine, prosecco, champagne—you name it)
• Lightweight & folds flat for easy storage
• Drawstring closure for easy, secure gifting
🎉 PERFECT FOR GIFTING:
• Funny wine gifts for birthdays, holidays & Secret Santa
• Housewarming & hostess gifts with a twist
• Bridal showers, bachelorettes & girls’ night in
• Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day
• Coworkers, grads, neighbors, and wine snobs
🛒 READY TO DELIVER AWESOME WITH STYLE?
Add this funny wine bag to your cart and turn an ordinary bottle into an extraordinary (and hilarious) gift they’ll never forget! 🎁🍾
🍷 CAUTION: OPENING MAY RESULT IN DANCING
Make your wine gift totally unforgettable with this hilarious wine tote! Featuring the bold quote “Warning: The contents of this package may be awesome,” this reusable wine bag adds sass, surprise, and sustainability to every bottle.
Crafted from durable polyester fabric with a secure drawstring closure, this cheeky wine bag fits any standard 750ml bottle—wine, champagne, liquor—you name it! It’s perfect for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” gifting.
✨ BONUS TIP:
Pair it with one of our custom wine tumblers for the ultimate wine lover gift set!
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold, cheeky quote that gets instant laughs
• Reusable & eco-friendly—ditch boring wine boxes for good
• Fits standard 750ml bottles (wine, prosecco, champagne—you name it)
• Lightweight & folds flat for easy storage
• Drawstring closure for easy, secure gifting
🎉 PERFECT FOR GIFTING:
• Funny wine gifts for birthdays, holidays & Secret Santa
• Housewarming & hostess gifts with a twist
• Bridal showers, bachelorettes & girls’ night in
• Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day
• Coworkers, grads, neighbors, and wine snobs
🛒 READY TO DELIVER AWESOME WITH STYLE?
Add this funny wine bag to your cart and turn an ordinary bottle into an extraordinary (and hilarious) gift they’ll never forget! 🎁🍾
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: 5.5” x 13.8” – Fits most standard 750ml wine bottles (including champagne)
• Material: Lightweight, breathable polyester – durable, reusable & eco-friendly
• Closure: Built-in drawstring for easy open/close and secure storage
• Multi-Use: Ideal for wrapping wine, champagne, spirits, or similarly-shaped gifts
• Dust Protection: Drawstring helps keep the bottle clean while gifting or storing
• Care Instructions: Hand wash with mild soap and water
• Packaging: Neatly folded and gift-ready 🎁
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