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"Thou Shalt Not Try Me - Mom 24:7" Kitchen Towel

$16.00

👑 RULE #1: DON’T TRY HER. RULE #2: SEE RULE #1

Bring bold humor, unapologetic attitude, and unmistakable mom authority into your kitchen with this hilarious waffle weave microfiber towel featuring the commanding phrase “Thou Shalt Not Try Me – Mom 24:7.” Perfect for moms who run their households with equal parts love, rules, and razor-sharp snark, it’s the ultimate reminder that Mom’s patience is precious—and not to be tested.

Crafted from premium, ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, this towel is soft, strong, quick-drying, and built for real life. The design is infused with permanent sublimation ink, ensuring it stays vibrant, crisp, and fade-free without peeling or cracking. It’s a functional, funny, and fabulously fierce kitchen essential that holds up to spills, dishes, messy counters, and the chaos only kids can create.

Whether you’re gifting it for Mother’s Day, celebrating a birthday, or surprising a mom who deserves a laugh (and a break), this towel brings together style, function, and sass in one giftable moment of appreciation.

Give Mom a towel that matches her energy—and lets everyone know exactly where the boundary line starts.

👑 RULE #1: DON’T TRY HER. RULE #2: SEE RULE #1

Bring bold humor, unapologetic attitude, and unmistakable mom authority into your kitchen with this hilarious waffle weave microfiber towel featuring the commanding phrase “Thou Shalt Not Try Me – Mom 24:7.” Perfect for moms who run their households with equal parts love, rules, and razor-sharp snark, it’s the ultimate reminder that Mom’s patience is precious—and not to be tested.

Crafted from premium, ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, this towel is soft, strong, quick-drying, and built for real life. The design is infused with permanent sublimation ink, ensuring it stays vibrant, crisp, and fade-free without peeling or cracking. It’s a functional, funny, and fabulously fierce kitchen essential that holds up to spills, dishes, messy counters, and the chaos only kids can create.

Whether you’re gifting it for Mother’s Day, celebrating a birthday, or surprising a mom who deserves a laugh (and a break), this towel brings together style, function, and sass in one giftable moment of appreciation.

Give Mom a towel that matches her energy—and lets everyone know exactly where the boundary line starts.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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