Sarcastic towel that says 'The kitchen was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it' in playful black font.
Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use
Sarcastic towel that says 'The kitchen was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it' in playful black font.
Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use

"The Kitchen Was Clean Yesterday Sorry You Missed It" Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🧽 SORRY YOU MISSED IT—THE CLEAN KITCHEN WAS A LIMITED-TIME EVENT

We can’t all be here for history—but this towel is. Featuring the witty quote “The kitchen was clean yesterday… sorry you missed it,” this waffle weave towel brings just the right amount of sarcasm to everyday spills. It’s the perfect mix of humor and practicality for anyone whose kitchen looks spotless occasionally and lived-in always.

Made from ultra-absorbent, fast-drying waffle weave microfiber, this towel is a reliable go-to for wiping counters, drying dishes, and handling real kitchen messes. The design is printed with permanent sublimation ink, ensuring bold color that never peels, cracks, or fades—even after countless wash cycles and chaotic meal prep moments.

It makes a fun, thoughtful gift for busy parents, sarcastic friends, new homeowners, or anyone who appreciates a little honesty hanging from the oven door. Beautifully packaged and ready to gift, it adds personality and function to any kitchen.

Add it to your cart and let your towel deliver the sarcasm—so you don’t have to.

🧽 SORRY YOU MISSED IT—THE CLEAN KITCHEN WAS A LIMITED-TIME EVENT

We can’t all be here for history—but this towel is. Featuring the witty quote “The kitchen was clean yesterday… sorry you missed it,” this waffle weave towel brings just the right amount of sarcasm to everyday spills. It’s the perfect mix of humor and practicality for anyone whose kitchen looks spotless occasionally and lived-in always.

Made from ultra-absorbent, fast-drying waffle weave microfiber, this towel is a reliable go-to for wiping counters, drying dishes, and handling real kitchen messes. The design is printed with permanent sublimation ink, ensuring bold color that never peels, cracks, or fades—even after countless wash cycles and chaotic meal prep moments.

It makes a fun, thoughtful gift for busy parents, sarcastic friends, new homeowners, or anyone who appreciates a little honesty hanging from the oven door. Beautifully packaged and ready to gift, it adds personality and function to any kitchen.

Add it to your cart and let your towel deliver the sarcasm—so you don’t have to.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.