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"Telling a Woman to Calm Down..." Kitchen Towel

$15.00

😼 IF YOU’VE EVER TRIED TO BATHE A CAT … YOU KNOW.

This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel says it all: “Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.” Whether you’re a cat lover, chaos enthusiast, or someone who appreciates a good laugh, this towel brings sass, humor, and functionality to your kitchen.

Made with ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it’s tough enough for kitchen duty and bold enough for everyday decor. Perfect for wiping spills, hanging on your oven handle, or gifting to your funniest friend, this towel is both practical and personality-packed.

✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – Premium microfiber waffle weave that actually works
• Bold Sublimated Design – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading—just vivid, permanent color
• Hilarious & Relatable Quote – A must-have for cat lovers and strong women
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Thoughtfully packaged for easy gifting

🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Cat moms & pet lovers with attitude
• Sarcastic women who don’t need to calm down
• Mother’s Day, birthdays, or housewarming gifts
• Hostess gifts, Secret Santa, or white elephant parties
• Anyone who’s ever attempted to bathe a cat and lived to tell the tale

🛍️ WANT TO GIFT A LAUGH (AND A LITTLE TRAUMA RECOGNITION)?
Add this towel to your cart and bring a whole lot of humor—and maybe a few cat scratches—to your kitchen decor.

😼 IF YOU’VE EVER TRIED TO BATHE A CAT … YOU KNOW.

This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel says it all: “Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.” Whether you’re a cat lover, chaos enthusiast, or someone who appreciates a good laugh, this towel brings sass, humor, and functionality to your kitchen.

Made with ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it’s tough enough for kitchen duty and bold enough for everyday decor. Perfect for wiping spills, hanging on your oven handle, or gifting to your funniest friend, this towel is both practical and personality-packed.

✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – Premium microfiber waffle weave that actually works
• Bold Sublimated Design – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading—just vivid, permanent color
• Hilarious & Relatable Quote – A must-have for cat lovers and strong women
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Thoughtfully packaged for easy gifting

🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Cat moms & pet lovers with attitude
• Sarcastic women who don’t need to calm down
• Mother’s Day, birthdays, or housewarming gifts
• Hostess gifts, Secret Santa, or white elephant parties
• Anyone who’s ever attempted to bathe a cat and lived to tell the tale

🛍️ WANT TO GIFT A LAUGH (AND A LITTLE TRAUMA RECOGNITION)?
Add this towel to your cart and bring a whole lot of humor—and maybe a few cat scratches—to your kitchen decor.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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