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"Telling a Woman to Calm Down..." Kitchen Towel

$16.00

😼 IF YOU’VE EVER TRIED TO BATHE A CAT … YOU KNOW.

Bring a burst of attitude to your kitchen with this hilarious waffle weave towel featuring the quote: “Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.” It’s the perfect blend of sass, chaos, and clever humor—ideal for cat lovers, bold personalities, and anyone who appreciates a joke with bite.

Crafted from ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, this towel is made for real kitchen use while still delivering statement-worthy style. The design is created using permanent sublimation printing, meaning the colors stay vibrant with no peeling, cracking, or fading—even after endless spills and wipe-downs. Hang it on your oven door, use it daily, or gift it to the funniest person you know.

Thoughtfully packaged and ready to gift, it’s a fun, functional choice for birthdays, hostess gifts, holidays, or just because—perfect for the friend who swears she’s “calm,” the coworker with a dry sense of humor, or the cat lover who knows exactly how wild bath time can get.

Add it to your cart and bring some unapologetic humor to your kitchen.

😼 IF YOU’VE EVER TRIED TO BATHE A CAT … YOU KNOW.

Bring a burst of attitude to your kitchen with this hilarious waffle weave towel featuring the quote: “Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.” It’s the perfect blend of sass, chaos, and clever humor—ideal for cat lovers, bold personalities, and anyone who appreciates a joke with bite.

Crafted from ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, this towel is made for real kitchen use while still delivering statement-worthy style. The design is created using permanent sublimation printing, meaning the colors stay vibrant with no peeling, cracking, or fading—even after endless spills and wipe-downs. Hang it on your oven door, use it daily, or gift it to the funniest person you know.

Thoughtfully packaged and ready to gift, it’s a fun, functional choice for birthdays, hostess gifts, holidays, or just because—perfect for the friend who swears she’s “calm,” the coworker with a dry sense of humor, or the cat lover who knows exactly how wild bath time can get.

Add it to your cart and bring some unapologetic humor to your kitchen.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.