"Telling a Woman to Calm Down..." Kitchen Towel
😼 IF YOU’VE EVER TRIED TO BATHE A CAT … YOU KNOW.
This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel says it all: “Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.” Whether you’re a cat lover, chaos enthusiast, or someone who just appreciates a good laugh, this funny kitchen towel brings both sass and function to your space.
Made from ultra-absorbent microfiber in a textured waffle weave, it’s functional enough for kitchen duty and funny enough for everyday decor.
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – Premium microfiber waffle weave that actually works
• Bold Sublimated Design – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading—just vivid, permanent color
• Hilarious & Relatable Quote – A must-have for cat lovers and strong women
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Thoughtfully packaged for easy gifting
🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Cat moms & pet lovers with attitude
• Sarcastic women who don’t need to calm down
• Mother’s Day, birthdays, or housewarming gifts
• Hostess gifts, Secret Santa, or white elephant parties
• Anyone who’s ever attempted to bathe a cat and lived to tell the tale
🛍️ WANT TO GIFT A LAUGH (AND A LITTLE TRAUMA RECOGNITION)?
Add this towel to your cart and bring a whole lot of humor—and maybe a few cat scratches—to your kitchen decor. 😹🛁💬
😼 IF YOU’VE EVER TRIED TO BATHE A CAT … YOU KNOW.
This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel says it all: “Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.” Whether you’re a cat lover, chaos enthusiast, or someone who just appreciates a good laugh, this funny kitchen towel brings both sass and function to your space.
Made from ultra-absorbent microfiber in a textured waffle weave, it’s functional enough for kitchen duty and funny enough for everyday decor.
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – Premium microfiber waffle weave that actually works
• Bold Sublimated Design – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading—just vivid, permanent color
• Hilarious & Relatable Quote – A must-have for cat lovers and strong women
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Thoughtfully packaged for easy gifting
🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Cat moms & pet lovers with attitude
• Sarcastic women who don’t need to calm down
• Mother’s Day, birthdays, or housewarming gifts
• Hostess gifts, Secret Santa, or white elephant parties
• Anyone who’s ever attempted to bathe a cat and lived to tell the tale
🛍️ WANT TO GIFT A LAUGH (AND A LITTLE TRAUMA RECOGNITION)?
Add this towel to your cart and bring a whole lot of humor—and maybe a few cat scratches—to your kitchen decor. 😹🛁💬
😼 IF YOU’VE EVER TRIED TO BATHE A CAT … YOU KNOW.
This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel says it all: “Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.” Whether you’re a cat lover, chaos enthusiast, or someone who just appreciates a good laugh, this funny kitchen towel brings both sass and function to your space.
Made from ultra-absorbent microfiber in a textured waffle weave, it’s functional enough for kitchen duty and funny enough for everyday decor.
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – Premium microfiber waffle weave that actually works
• Bold Sublimated Design – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading—just vivid, permanent color
• Hilarious & Relatable Quote – A must-have for cat lovers and strong women
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Thoughtfully packaged for easy gifting
🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Cat moms & pet lovers with attitude
• Sarcastic women who don’t need to calm down
• Mother’s Day, birthdays, or housewarming gifts
• Hostess gifts, Secret Santa, or white elephant parties
• Anyone who’s ever attempted to bathe a cat and lived to tell the tale
🛍️ WANT TO GIFT A LAUGH (AND A LITTLE TRAUMA RECOGNITION)?
Add this towel to your cart and bring a whole lot of humor—and maybe a few cat scratches—to your kitchen decor. 😹🛁💬
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
