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🥖 FOR BAKERS WHO DON’T RISE AND SHINE—THEY RISE AND BAKE
Start your morning with a rise and a laugh! This funny Wake & Bake sourdough kitchen towel is perfect for bread bakers, home chefs, and anyone who kneads carbs more than coffee. Featuring a bold “Wake & Bake” quote and artisan bread design, it adds farmhouse charm and functional humor to your kitchen.
Made from premium waffle-weave microfiber, this towel is soft, ultra-absorbent, and built to handle real-life baking messes. Whether you’re proofing your next loaf or prepping brunch, this towel delivers style, wit, and functionality.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Perfect for Bakers – Great for sourdough lovers, home bakers, and cottagecore kitchens
• Funny & Functional – Adds humor to your kitchen while tackling spills
• High-Quality Microfiber – Durable, quick-drying, and machine washable
• Everyday Kitchen Humor – A towel that’s as clever as it is useful
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Sourdough bakers, bread lovers, and foodies
• Funny housewarming or hostess gifts
• Cottagecore or farmhouse decor fans
• Carb-obsessed introverts who “rise” early
🍞 BAKE LAUGHS INTO YOUR ROUTINE
Whether you're rolling dough or dodging people, this sourdough-themed towel delivers the perfect mix of carbs and comedy. Add it to your cart now and gift it to your favorite bread baker — or keep it for your own rise-and-shine ritual.
🥖 FOR BAKERS WHO DON’T RISE AND SHINE—THEY RISE AND BAKE
Start your morning with a rise and a laugh! This funny Wake & Bake sourdough kitchen towel is perfect for bread bakers, home chefs, and anyone who kneads carbs more than coffee. Featuring a bold “Wake & Bake” quote and artisan bread design, it adds farmhouse charm and functional humor to your kitchen.
Made from premium waffle-weave microfiber, this towel is soft, ultra-absorbent, and built to handle real-life baking messes. Whether you’re proofing your next loaf or prepping brunch, this towel delivers style, wit, and functionality.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Perfect for Bakers – Great for sourdough lovers, home bakers, and cottagecore kitchens
• Funny & Functional – Adds humor to your kitchen while tackling spills
• High-Quality Microfiber – Durable, quick-drying, and machine washable
• Everyday Kitchen Humor – A towel that’s as clever as it is useful
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Sourdough bakers, bread lovers, and foodies
• Funny housewarming or hostess gifts
• Cottagecore or farmhouse decor fans
• Carb-obsessed introverts who “rise” early
🍞 BAKE LAUGHS INTO YOUR ROUTINE
Whether you're rolling dough or dodging people, this sourdough-themed towel delivers the perfect mix of carbs and comedy. Add it to your cart now and gift it to your favorite bread baker — or keep it for your own rise-and-shine ritual.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.