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🏌️BECAUSE THE TREES AREN’T ROOTING FOR YOU
Bring laughs to the links with this funny waffle weave golf towel, featuring the playful quote: “Sometimes I can almost hear the laughter of the trees.” Perfect for golfers who’ve had one too many balls meet their woodland fate.
Made from ultra-absorbent microfiber, this quick-drying golf towel isn’t just for show—it’s ready to tackle sweat, clean clubs, or wipe down hands in style. Whether clipped to a golf bag, cart, or push trolley, it adds humor and function to every round.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Soft & Durable Microfiber – Gentle feel, strong performance
• Waffle Weave Texture – Maximizes absorbency and fast drying
• Bold Sublimation Design – Permanent print (no vinyl, no peeling!)
• Ready to Clip On – Includes brass grommet and black carabiner in the top left corner
• On-the-Course Essential – Perfect for wiping hands, cleaning clubs, or drying golf balls during your round
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 24" x 16"
• Material: Premium waffle weave microfiber
• Clip: Black carabiner with brass grommet (top left corner)
• Design: One-sided print using permanent sublimation ink
• Care: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Golfers who know the struggle (and the trees)
• Funny golf gifts for men or women
• Father’s Day, birthdays, retirements, or tournaments
• Golf buddies, dads, husbands, boyfriends –or yourself!
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement, or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.
⛳ Hit “add to cart” and give the golfer in your life a towel that speaks the truth—with a side of sarcasm!
🏌️BECAUSE THE TREES AREN’T ROOTING FOR YOU
Bring laughs to the links with this funny waffle weave golf towel, featuring the playful quote: “Sometimes I can almost hear the laughter of the trees.” Perfect for golfers who’ve had one too many balls meet their woodland fate.
Made from ultra-absorbent microfiber, this quick-drying golf towel isn’t just for show—it’s ready to tackle sweat, clean clubs, or wipe down hands in style. Whether clipped to a golf bag, cart, or push trolley, it adds humor and function to every round.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Soft & Durable Microfiber – Gentle feel, strong performance
• Waffle Weave Texture – Maximizes absorbency and fast drying
• Bold Sublimation Design – Permanent print (no vinyl, no peeling!)
• Ready to Clip On – Includes brass grommet and black carabiner in the top left corner
• On-the-Course Essential – Perfect for wiping hands, cleaning clubs, or drying golf balls during your round
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 24" x 16"
• Material: Premium waffle weave microfiber
• Clip: Black carabiner with brass grommet (top left corner)
• Design: One-sided print using permanent sublimation ink
• Care: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Golfers who know the struggle (and the trees)
• Funny golf gifts for men or women
• Father’s Day, birthdays, retirements, or tournaments
• Golf buddies, dads, husbands, boyfriends –or yourself!
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement, or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.
⛳ Hit “add to cart” and give the golfer in your life a towel that speaks the truth—with a side of sarcasm!
🏌️BECAUSE THE TREES AREN’T ROOTING FOR YOU
Bring laughs to the links with this funny waffle weave golf towel, featuring the playful quote: “Sometimes I can almost hear the laughter of the trees.” Perfect for golfers who’ve had one too many balls meet their woodland fate.
Made from ultra-absorbent microfiber, this quick-drying golf towel isn’t just for show—it’s ready to tackle sweat, clean clubs, or wipe down hands in style. Whether clipped to a golf bag, cart, or push trolley, it adds humor and function to every round.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Soft & Durable Microfiber – Gentle feel, strong performance
• Waffle Weave Texture – Maximizes absorbency and fast drying
• Bold Sublimation Design – Permanent print (no vinyl, no peeling!)
• Ready to Clip On – Includes brass grommet and black carabiner in the top left corner
• On-the-Course Essential – Perfect for wiping hands, cleaning clubs, or drying golf balls during your round
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 24" x 16"
• Material: Premium waffle weave microfiber
• Clip: Black carabiner with brass grommet (top left corner)
• Design: One-sided print using permanent sublimation ink
• Care: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Golfers who know the struggle (and the trees)
• Funny golf gifts for men or women
• Father’s Day, birthdays, retirements, or tournaments
• Golf buddies, dads, husbands, boyfriends –or yourself!
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement, or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.
⛳ Hit “add to cart” and give the golfer in your life a towel that speaks the truth—with a side of sarcasm!
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 24" x 16"
• Material: Premium waffle weave microfiber
• Clip: Black carabiner with brass grommet (top left corner)
• Design: One-sided print using permanent sublimation ink
• Care: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement, or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.