"Witty quote towel that reads 'You are what you eat, so don't be fast, cheap, easy or fake.'"
"Witty quote towel that reads 'You are what you eat, so don't be fast, cheap, easy or fake.'"

"You Are What You Eat..." Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🍴 EAT LIKE YOU GOT STANDARDS (AND A SENSE OF HUMOR)

Bring a bold splash of humor into your home with this funny waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, featuring the cheeky and unforgettable quote: “You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake!” Designed for cooks who love a little sarcasm and hosts who enjoy a good laugh, this towel adds instant personality to your space while delivering everyday practicality. Crafted from super-absorbent, quick-drying microfiber, it’s perfect for wiping spills, drying dishes, or simply hanging as a conversation-starting accent on your stove or coffee bar.

Whether you’re gifting it to a friend with a wicked sense of humor or treating yourself to a towel that’s as real as your attitude, this kitchen essential blends playful charm with reliable performance. The permanent sublimation print keeps the design crisp and bold wash after wash—no fading, cracking, or peeling—making it a fun, functional favorite for any home.

Add it to your cart and give your kitchen a dose of sass that lasts.

🍴 EAT LIKE YOU GOT STANDARDS (AND A SENSE OF HUMOR)

Bring a bold splash of humor into your home with this funny waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, featuring the cheeky and unforgettable quote: “You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake!” Designed for cooks who love a little sarcasm and hosts who enjoy a good laugh, this towel adds instant personality to your space while delivering everyday practicality. Crafted from super-absorbent, quick-drying microfiber, it’s perfect for wiping spills, drying dishes, or simply hanging as a conversation-starting accent on your stove or coffee bar.

Whether you’re gifting it to a friend with a wicked sense of humor or treating yourself to a towel that’s as real as your attitude, this kitchen essential blends playful charm with reliable performance. The permanent sublimation print keeps the design crisp and bold wash after wash—no fading, cracking, or peeling—making it a fun, functional favorite for any home.

Add it to your cart and give your kitchen a dose of sass that lasts.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.