"You Are What You Eat..." Kitchen Towel
🍴 EAT LIKE YOU GOT STANDARDS (AND A SENSE OF HUMOR)
Spice up your kitchen with laughter! This funny waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel combines wit and function for the perfect everyday essential. Featuring the cheeky quote: “You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake!”—it’s an instant conversation starter, whether drying dishes, cleaning spills, or just hanging out in your kitchen.
With super absorbent, quick-drying microfiber, it’s as practical as it is hilarious. A great gift for anyone who loves a little sass with their snacks!
🗯️ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Hilarious Design – For anyone who loves kitchen humor with a side of sarcasm
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent and fast drying for everyday use
• Long-Lasting Quality – Holds up beautifully wash after wash
• Adds Personality to Any Kitchen – A fun statement piece that gets laughs and compliments
🎉 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Housewarmings, Mother’s Day, birthdays, hostess gifts, or just because
• Foodies, home cooks, and kitchen towel collectors
• Fans of funny quotes, sarcastic humor, and kitchen decor with personality
• Anyone who believes snack time should come with a side of sass
🍟 BE BOLD, NOT BLAND
Add to cart now and serve up some truth with a side of sarcasm!
🍴 EAT LIKE YOU GOT STANDARDS (AND A SENSE OF HUMOR)
Spice up your kitchen with laughter! This funny waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel combines wit and function for the perfect everyday essential. Featuring the cheeky quote: “You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake!”—it’s an instant conversation starter, whether drying dishes, cleaning spills, or just hanging out in your kitchen.
With super absorbent, quick-drying microfiber, it’s as practical as it is hilarious. A great gift for anyone who loves a little sass with their snacks!
🗯️ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Hilarious Design – For anyone who loves kitchen humor with a side of sarcasm
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent and fast drying for everyday use
• Long-Lasting Quality – Holds up beautifully wash after wash
• Adds Personality to Any Kitchen – A fun statement piece that gets laughs and compliments
🎉 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Housewarmings, Mother’s Day, birthdays, hostess gifts, or just because
• Foodies, home cooks, and kitchen towel collectors
• Fans of funny quotes, sarcastic humor, and kitchen decor with personality
• Anyone who believes snack time should come with a side of sass
🍟 BE BOLD, NOT BLAND
Add to cart now and serve up some truth with a side of sarcasm!
🍴 EAT LIKE YOU GOT STANDARDS (AND A SENSE OF HUMOR)
Spice up your kitchen with laughter! This funny waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel combines wit and function for the perfect everyday essential. Featuring the cheeky quote: “You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake!”—it’s an instant conversation starter, whether drying dishes, cleaning spills, or just hanging out in your kitchen.
With super absorbent, quick-drying microfiber, it’s as practical as it is hilarious. A great gift for anyone who loves a little sass with their snacks!
🗯️ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Hilarious Design – For anyone who loves kitchen humor with a side of sarcasm
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent and fast drying for everyday use
• Long-Lasting Quality – Holds up beautifully wash after wash
• Adds Personality to Any Kitchen – A fun statement piece that gets laughs and compliments
🎉 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Housewarmings, Mother’s Day, birthdays, hostess gifts, or just because
• Foodies, home cooks, and kitchen towel collectors
• Fans of funny quotes, sarcastic humor, and kitchen decor with personality
• Anyone who believes snack time should come with a side of sass
🍟 BE BOLD, NOT BLAND
Add to cart now and serve up some truth with a side of sarcasm!
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
