White waffle weave towel with bold black text that reads “This ‘killing them with kindness’ is taking way longer than I expected.”
White waffle weave towel with bold black text that reads “This ‘killing them with kindness’ is taking way longer than I expected.”

"This Killing Them with Kindness..." Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🧹 KINDNESS IS HARD—DRYING DISHES SHOULDN’T BE

Add a dose of humor to your daily routine with this funny waffle weave kitchen towel, featuring the hilariously relatable quote: “This killing them with kindness is taking way longer than I expected.” Perfect for anyone doing their best to stay polite—while muttering under their breath—this towel brings just the right mix of sarcasm and sanity to your kitchen.

Made from ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it’s soft, quick-drying, and designed for real everyday use. Whether you’re wiping counters, drying dishes, or leaving it out as a not-so-subtle message for certain guests, the permanently sublimated design ensures crisp, fade-free artwork that lasts.

A thoughtful, witty, and functional accent for modern, rustic, or farmhouse kitchens, this towel adds personality to your space and a laugh to your day—because sometimes being “kind” just takes a little longer than expected.

Bring home a towel that says what you’re thinking—your kitchen (and your patience) will thank you.

🧹 KINDNESS IS HARD—DRYING DISHES SHOULDN’T BE

Add a dose of humor to your daily routine with this funny waffle weave kitchen towel, featuring the hilariously relatable quote: “This killing them with kindness is taking way longer than I expected.” Perfect for anyone doing their best to stay polite—while muttering under their breath—this towel brings just the right mix of sarcasm and sanity to your kitchen.

Made from ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it’s soft, quick-drying, and designed for real everyday use. Whether you’re wiping counters, drying dishes, or leaving it out as a not-so-subtle message for certain guests, the permanently sublimated design ensures crisp, fade-free artwork that lasts.

A thoughtful, witty, and functional accent for modern, rustic, or farmhouse kitchens, this towel adds personality to your space and a laugh to your day—because sometimes being “kind” just takes a little longer than expected.

Bring home a towel that says what you’re thinking—your kitchen (and your patience) will thank you.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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