White waffle weave towel with bold black text that reads “This ‘killing them with kindness’ is taking way longer than I expected.”
White waffle weave towel with bold black text that reads “This ‘killing them with kindness’ is taking way longer than I expected.”

"This Killing Them with Kindness..." Kitchen Towel

$15.00

🧹 KINDNESS IS HARD—DRYING DISHES SHOULDN’T BE

Add a dose of sarcasm to your kitchen routine with this funny waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the painfully relatable quote: “This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected.” It’s for those days when you’re doing your best…but your best involves muttering under your breath while drying dishes.

Super absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, this towel is practical enough for daily use and hilarious enough to leave out for guests—especially the ones you're “being kind” to.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sarcastic & Spot-On – The perfect mix of petty and polite
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, durable, and quick-drying
• Printed to Last – Made with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Sass + Style – A funny gift with real kitchen value

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, Friends & Coworkers Who Love Snark
• Housewarming, Mother’s Day, Birthdays & White Elephant Gifts
• Anyone Who’s Over It but Still Smiling
• The “I’m Fine” Type With a Side of Sass

🧽 BEING NICE TAKES TIME. BUYING THIS? INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
Snag yours now and let your kitchen towel do the talking (while you sip your coffee in silence).

🧹 KINDNESS IS HARD—DRYING DISHES SHOULDN’T BE

Add a dose of sarcasm to your kitchen routine with this funny waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the painfully relatable quote: “This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected.” It’s for those days when you’re doing your best…but your best involves muttering under your breath while drying dishes.

Super absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, this towel is practical enough for daily use and hilarious enough to leave out for guests—especially the ones you're “being kind” to.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sarcastic & Spot-On – The perfect mix of petty and polite
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, durable, and quick-drying
• Printed to Last – Made with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Sass + Style – A funny gift with real kitchen value

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, Friends & Coworkers Who Love Snark
• Housewarming, Mother’s Day, Birthdays & White Elephant Gifts
• Anyone Who’s Over It but Still Smiling
• The “I’m Fine” Type With a Side of Sass

🧽 BEING NICE TAKES TIME. BUYING THIS? INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
Snag yours now and let your kitchen towel do the talking (while you sip your coffee in silence).

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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