Funny kitchen towel with the quote 'I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today'.
Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use
Funny kitchen towel with the quote 'I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today'.
Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use

"I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend" Kitchen Towel

$16.00

☕ ZERO ENERGY. ZERO FILTER. ZERO REGRETS.

Bring unapologetic personality into your kitchen with this funny waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the brutally honest and highly relatable quote: “I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend to Like You Today.” Perfect for introverts, caffeine-dependent adults, and anyone whose social battery has permanently left the chat, this towel keeps it real while keeping your kitchen running smoothly.

Crafted from premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s super absorbent, soft to the touch, and quick-drying—ideal for wiping counters, drying dishes, or styling next to your espresso machine. The design is printed using long-lasting sublimation ink, ensuring crisp, vibrant lettering that won’t peel, crack, or fade. Equal parts bold and functional, it adds a hilarious no-nonsense vibe to modern, rustic, or farmhouse kitchens.

Whether you’re gifting it to a sarcastic coworker, a brutally honest friend, or treating yourself to something that matches your mood, this towel delivers the perfect blend of humor, attitude, and everyday practicality.

Add it to your kitchen and let the towel say what you’re too tired to.

☕ ZERO ENERGY. ZERO FILTER. ZERO REGRETS.

Bring unapologetic personality into your kitchen with this funny waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the brutally honest and highly relatable quote: “I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend to Like You Today.” Perfect for introverts, caffeine-dependent adults, and anyone whose social battery has permanently left the chat, this towel keeps it real while keeping your kitchen running smoothly.

Crafted from premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s super absorbent, soft to the touch, and quick-drying—ideal for wiping counters, drying dishes, or styling next to your espresso machine. The design is printed using long-lasting sublimation ink, ensuring crisp, vibrant lettering that won’t peel, crack, or fade. Equal parts bold and functional, it adds a hilarious no-nonsense vibe to modern, rustic, or farmhouse kitchens.

Whether you’re gifting it to a sarcastic coworker, a brutally honest friend, or treating yourself to something that matches your mood, this towel delivers the perfect blend of humor, attitude, and everyday practicality.

Add it to your kitchen and let the towel say what you’re too tired to.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.