"Funny kitchen towel with the phrase 'Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy' in bold script."
Funny farmhouse-style kitchen towel featuring a humorous Southern quote, placed beside wooden spoons and a decorative plant on a white rustic backdrop.
Funny farmhouse-style kitchen towel featuring a humorous Southern quote, placed beside wooden spoons and a decorative plant on a white rustic backdrop.
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White waffle weave kitchen towel with black script text reading, "Mind your own biscuits & life will be gravy," displayed on a wooden surface with bamboo cooking utensils and a green plant.
Cozy kitchen decor featuring a soft waffle weave towel with a black handwritten-style quote, styled with rustic cooking essentials.
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"Funny kitchen towel with the phrase 'Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy' in bold script."
Funny farmhouse-style kitchen towel featuring a humorous Southern quote, placed beside wooden spoons and a decorative plant on a white rustic backdrop.
Funny farmhouse-style kitchen towel featuring a humorous Southern quote, placed beside wooden spoons and a decorative plant on a white rustic backdrop.
Premium white microfiber kitchen towel with a playful biscuit and gravy quote in black lettering, styled alongside bamboo kitchen tools and greenery.
Handmade kitchen towel with a witty message in elegant script font, accompanied by wooden cooking utensils and a green succulent plant.
White waffle weave kitchen towel with black script text reading, "Mind your own biscuits & life will be gravy," displayed on a wooden surface with bamboo cooking utensils and a green plant.
Cozy kitchen decor featuring a soft waffle weave towel with a black handwritten-style quote, styled with rustic cooking essentials.
Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use

“Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy” Kitchen Towel

$15.00

🧂 SASS UP YOUR KITCHEN—BECAUSE LIFE’S TOO SHORT FOR BORING TOWELS

Add a dash of Southern sass and a whole lot of charm with this premium waffle weave kitchen towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy.”
Perfect for farmhouse kitchens, funny housewarming gifts, or anyone who believes life’s better with biscuits and a bit of humor.

Whether you’re wiping spills, drying dishes, or decorating your kitchen, this funny Southern towel brings both style and practicality. It's super absorbent, quick-drying, and guaranteed to make your guests chuckle. Great for gifting or just treating yourself because—bless it—you deserve cute towels too.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Playful Design – Southern wit meets everyday function
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Ultra-absorbent and fast drying for real-life messes
• Durable & Long-Lasting – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Makes You Smile – Adds a warm, witty touch to any home

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Housewarmings, Birthdays & Holidays
• Moms, Grandmas, Hosts, and Southern Belles
• Cooks, Bakers & Farmhouse Decor Lovers
• Anyone Who Loves Sass with Their Side Dishes

🛒 READY TO STIR UP SMILES AND SOUTHERN CHARM?
Life’s too short for boring towels. Click Add to Cart and let your dish-drying duties come with a side of gravy.

🧂 SASS UP YOUR KITCHEN—BECAUSE LIFE’S TOO SHORT FOR BORING TOWELS

Add a dash of Southern sass and a whole lot of charm with this premium waffle weave kitchen towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy.”
Perfect for farmhouse kitchens, funny housewarming gifts, or anyone who believes life’s better with biscuits and a bit of humor.

Whether you’re wiping spills, drying dishes, or decorating your kitchen, this funny Southern towel brings both style and practicality. It's super absorbent, quick-drying, and guaranteed to make your guests chuckle. Great for gifting or just treating yourself because—bless it—you deserve cute towels too.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Playful Design – Southern wit meets everyday function
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Ultra-absorbent and fast drying for real-life messes
• Durable & Long-Lasting – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Makes You Smile – Adds a warm, witty touch to any home

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Housewarmings, Birthdays & Holidays
• Moms, Grandmas, Hosts, and Southern Belles
• Cooks, Bakers & Farmhouse Decor Lovers
• Anyone Who Loves Sass with Their Side Dishes

🛒 READY TO STIR UP SMILES AND SOUTHERN CHARM?
Life’s too short for boring towels. Click Add to Cart and let your dish-drying duties come with a side of gravy.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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