“Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy” Kitchen Towel
🧂 SASS UP YOUR KITCHEN—BECAUSE LIFE’S TOO SHORT FOR BORING TOWELS
Add a dash of Southern sass and a whole lot of charm with this premium waffle weave kitchen towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy.”
Perfect for farmhouse kitchens, funny housewarming gifts, or anyone who believes life’s better with biscuits and a bit of humor.
Whether you’re wiping spills, drying dishes, or decorating your kitchen, this funny Southern towel brings both style and practicality. It's super absorbent, quick-drying, and guaranteed to make your guests chuckle. Great for gifting or just treating yourself because—bless it—you deserve cute towels too.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Playful Design – Southern wit meets everyday function
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Ultra-absorbent and fast drying for real-life messes
• Durable & Long-Lasting – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Makes You Smile – Adds a warm, witty touch to any home
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Housewarmings, Birthdays & Holidays
• Moms, Grandmas, Hosts, and Southern Belles
• Cooks, Bakers & Farmhouse Decor Lovers
• Anyone Who Loves Sass with Their Side Dishes
🛒 READY TO STIR UP SMILES AND SOUTHERN CHARM?
Life’s too short for boring towels. Click “Add to Cart” and let your dish-drying duties come with a side of gravy.
🧂 SASS UP YOUR KITCHEN—BECAUSE LIFE’S TOO SHORT FOR BORING TOWELS
Add a dash of Southern sass and a whole lot of charm with this premium waffle weave kitchen towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy.”
Perfect for farmhouse kitchens, funny housewarming gifts, or anyone who believes life’s better with biscuits and a bit of humor.
Whether you’re wiping spills, drying dishes, or decorating your kitchen, this funny Southern towel brings both style and practicality. It's super absorbent, quick-drying, and guaranteed to make your guests chuckle. Great for gifting or just treating yourself because—bless it—you deserve cute towels too.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Playful Design – Southern wit meets everyday function
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Ultra-absorbent and fast drying for real-life messes
• Durable & Long-Lasting – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Makes You Smile – Adds a warm, witty touch to any home
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Housewarmings, Birthdays & Holidays
• Moms, Grandmas, Hosts, and Southern Belles
• Cooks, Bakers & Farmhouse Decor Lovers
• Anyone Who Loves Sass with Their Side Dishes
🛒 READY TO STIR UP SMILES AND SOUTHERN CHARM?
Life’s too short for boring towels. Click “Add to Cart” and let your dish-drying duties come with a side of gravy.
🧂 SASS UP YOUR KITCHEN—BECAUSE LIFE’S TOO SHORT FOR BORING TOWELS
Add a dash of Southern sass and a whole lot of charm with this premium waffle weave kitchen towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy.”
Perfect for farmhouse kitchens, funny housewarming gifts, or anyone who believes life’s better with biscuits and a bit of humor.
Whether you’re wiping spills, drying dishes, or decorating your kitchen, this funny Southern towel brings both style and practicality. It's super absorbent, quick-drying, and guaranteed to make your guests chuckle. Great for gifting or just treating yourself because—bless it—you deserve cute towels too.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Playful Design – Southern wit meets everyday function
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Ultra-absorbent and fast drying for real-life messes
• Durable & Long-Lasting – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Makes You Smile – Adds a warm, witty touch to any home
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Housewarmings, Birthdays & Holidays
• Moms, Grandmas, Hosts, and Southern Belles
• Cooks, Bakers & Farmhouse Decor Lovers
• Anyone Who Loves Sass with Their Side Dishes
🛒 READY TO STIR UP SMILES AND SOUTHERN CHARM?
Life’s too short for boring towels. Click “Add to Cart” and let your dish-drying duties come with a side of gravy.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
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Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
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