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Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use

"Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today" Kitchen Towel

$15.00

🚫 THIS IS A DRAMA-FREE DRY ZONE

Bring bold humor and no-nonsense vibes to your kitchen with this hilarious waffle weave dish towel, featuring the unapologetically cheeky quote: “Keep the Dumbf*ckery to a Minimum.”

Made from high-quality microfiber, this ultra-absorbent, quick-drying towel doesn’t just clean—it commands attention. Whether you’re wiping up spills or just setting the tone, this towel is perfect for anyone who prefers sarcasm over small talk and attitude with their aprons.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Blunt & Hilarious Design – For kitchens that tell it like it is
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent and fast drying
• Sublimated Ink – No vinyl = no cracking, peeling, or fading
• Edgy Yet Useful – Actually dries dishes and keeps guests in line
• Gift-Ready – Packaged to give, laugh, and repeat 🎁

🎉 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Sarcastic home cooks & snarky kitchen queens
• Housewarming gifts for your no-filter friend
• Birthday gifts for those who hate drama but love dark humor
• Coworkers, sisters, besties who thrive on sass
• Anyone who believes dumbf*ckery belongs outside the kitchen

🛒 NOT INTO BULLSH*T? NEITHER IS THIS TOWEL.
Add it to your cart and make sure your kitchen stays clean—and unbothered.

🚫 THIS IS A DRAMA-FREE DRY ZONE

Bring bold humor and no-nonsense vibes to your kitchen with this hilarious waffle weave dish towel, featuring the unapologetically cheeky quote: “Keep the Dumbf*ckery to a Minimum.”

Made from high-quality microfiber, this ultra-absorbent, quick-drying towel doesn’t just clean—it commands attention. Whether you’re wiping up spills or just setting the tone, this towel is perfect for anyone who prefers sarcasm over small talk and attitude with their aprons.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Blunt & Hilarious Design – For kitchens that tell it like it is
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent and fast drying
• Sublimated Ink – No vinyl = no cracking, peeling, or fading
• Edgy Yet Useful – Actually dries dishes and keeps guests in line
• Gift-Ready – Packaged to give, laugh, and repeat 🎁

🎉 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Sarcastic home cooks & snarky kitchen queens
• Housewarming gifts for your no-filter friend
• Birthday gifts for those who hate drama but love dark humor
• Coworkers, sisters, besties who thrive on sass
• Anyone who believes dumbf*ckery belongs outside the kitchen

🛒 NOT INTO BULLSH*T? NEITHER IS THIS TOWEL.
Add it to your cart and make sure your kitchen stays clean—and unbothered.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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