"In a World Full of Dicks, Be a Jane" Kitchen Towel
💁♀️ BE A JANE IN A WORLD FULL OF DICKS.
Add sass, strength, and sarcasm to your kitchen with this funny waffle weave dish towel featuring the bold and empowering phrase: “In a World Full of Dicks, Be a Jane.”
It’s absorbent, durable, and guaranteed to dry dishes and drop jaws—a must-have for anyone who owns their attitude and owns their space.
Whether you're gifting a friend, treating yourself, or spicing up your kitchen decor, this towel is as functional as it is fierce.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• BOLD & EMPOWERING QUOTE – Equal parts hilarious and badass
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, quick-drying, and lint-free
• High-Quality Sublimation Printing – No fading, cracking, or peeling
• Perfect for Gifting or Showing Off – Fun meets functionality
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Feminists, Rebels & Truth-Tellers
• Funny Housewarming or Birthday Gifts
• Bold Bridesmaids or Badass Coworkers
• Anyone Who Loves Kitchen Decor With a Bite
✨ CLEAN DISHES, DIRTY MINDS—OUR FAVORITE COMBINATION.
Click Add to Cart and bring an unapologetic personality to your kitchen today.
💁♀️ BE A JANE IN A WORLD FULL OF DICKS.
Add sass, strength, and sarcasm to your kitchen with this funny waffle weave dish towel featuring the bold and empowering phrase: “In a World Full of Dicks, Be a Jane.”
It’s absorbent, durable, and guaranteed to dry dishes and drop jaws—a must-have for anyone who owns their attitude and owns their space.
Whether you're gifting a friend, treating yourself, or spicing up your kitchen decor, this towel is as functional as it is fierce.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• BOLD & EMPOWERING QUOTE – Equal parts hilarious and badass
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, quick-drying, and lint-free
• High-Quality Sublimation Printing – No fading, cracking, or peeling
• Perfect for Gifting or Showing Off – Fun meets functionality
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Feminists, Rebels & Truth-Tellers
• Funny Housewarming or Birthday Gifts
• Bold Bridesmaids or Badass Coworkers
• Anyone Who Loves Kitchen Decor With a Bite
✨ CLEAN DISHES, DIRTY MINDS—OUR FAVORITE COMBINATION.
Click Add to Cart and bring an unapologetic personality to your kitchen today.
💁♀️ BE A JANE IN A WORLD FULL OF DICKS.
Add sass, strength, and sarcasm to your kitchen with this funny waffle weave dish towel featuring the bold and empowering phrase: “In a World Full of Dicks, Be a Jane.”
It’s absorbent, durable, and guaranteed to dry dishes and drop jaws—a must-have for anyone who owns their attitude and owns their space.
Whether you're gifting a friend, treating yourself, or spicing up your kitchen decor, this towel is as functional as it is fierce.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• BOLD & EMPOWERING QUOTE – Equal parts hilarious and badass
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, quick-drying, and lint-free
• High-Quality Sublimation Printing – No fading, cracking, or peeling
• Perfect for Gifting or Showing Off – Fun meets functionality
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Feminists, Rebels & Truth-Tellers
• Funny Housewarming or Birthday Gifts
• Bold Bridesmaids or Badass Coworkers
• Anyone Who Loves Kitchen Decor With a Bite
✨ CLEAN DISHES, DIRTY MINDS—OUR FAVORITE COMBINATION.
Click Add to Cart and bring an unapologetic personality to your kitchen today.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
