"In a World Full of Dicks, Be a Jane" Kitchen Towel

$15.00

💁‍♀️ BE A JANE IN A WORLD FULL OF DICKS.

Add sass, strength, and sarcasm to your kitchen with this funny waffle weave dish towel featuring the bold and empowering phrase: “In a World Full of Dicks, Be a Jane.”
It’s absorbent, durable, and guaranteed to dry dishes and drop jaws—a must-have for anyone who owns their attitude and owns their space.

Whether you're gifting a friend, treating yourself, or spicing up your kitchen decor, this towel is as functional as it is fierce.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
BOLD & EMPOWERING QUOTE – Equal parts hilarious and badass
Waffle Weave MicrofiberAbsorbent, quick-drying, and lint-free
High-Quality Sublimation Printing – No fading, cracking, or peeling
Perfect for Gifting or Showing Off – Fun meets functionality

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
Feminists, Rebels & Truth-Tellers
Funny Housewarming or Birthday Gifts
Bold Bridesmaids or Badass Coworkers
Anyone Who Loves Kitchen Decor With a Bite

CLEAN DISHES, DIRTY MINDS—OUR FAVORITE COMBINATION.
Click Add to Cart and bring an unapologetic personality to your kitchen today.

💁‍♀️ BE A JANE IN A WORLD FULL OF DICKS.

Add sass, strength, and sarcasm to your kitchen with this funny waffle weave dish towel featuring the bold and empowering phrase: “In a World Full of Dicks, Be a Jane.”
It’s absorbent, durable, and guaranteed to dry dishes and drop jaws—a must-have for anyone who owns their attitude and owns their space.

Whether you're gifting a friend, treating yourself, or spicing up your kitchen decor, this towel is as functional as it is fierce.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
BOLD & EMPOWERING QUOTE – Equal parts hilarious and badass
Waffle Weave MicrofiberAbsorbent, quick-drying, and lint-free
High-Quality Sublimation Printing – No fading, cracking, or peeling
Perfect for Gifting or Showing Off – Fun meets functionality

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
Feminists, Rebels & Truth-Tellers
Funny Housewarming or Birthday Gifts
Bold Bridesmaids or Badass Coworkers
Anyone Who Loves Kitchen Decor With a Bite

CLEAN DISHES, DIRTY MINDS—OUR FAVORITE COMBINATION.
Click Add to Cart and bring an unapologetic personality to your kitchen today.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
Reverse Side: White
Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.