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Sassy dish towel that reads “If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Come Sit By Me.”
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White waffle weave kitchen towel hanging in modern kitchen with quote “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”
Funny microfiber dish towel styled on wood countertop with utensils and fruit.
Waffle weave towel with sassy quote displayed on rustic wooden backdrop and utensil decor.
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Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use

"If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say..." Kitchen Towel

$16.00

💬 GOT TEA? PULL UP A CHAIR.

Bring a little sass, a little humor, and a whole lot of personality into your kitchen with this premium waffle weave dish towel. Designed with the bold and cheeky quote “If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Come Sit by Me,” it adds the perfect mix of wit and everyday functionality. The waffle weave microfiber is soft, highly absorbent, fast-drying, and fully lint-free, making it a practical staple that still earns its place as standout kitchen decor.

Each towel is printed using permanent sublimation ink, so the design never cracks, peels, or fades—no vinyl, no maintenance, just a beautifully crisp print that lasts. Whether you're brightening your own home or searching for a clever, no-fuss gift, this piece feels thoughtful, humorous, and wonderfully gift-ready for moms, friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves sarcasm with a wink.

Add a touch of personality to your kitchen or wrap it up as the kind of present people actually remember.

Enjoy the charm—one laugh, one dish, one moment at a time.

💬 GOT TEA? PULL UP A CHAIR.

Bring a little sass, a little humor, and a whole lot of personality into your kitchen with this premium waffle weave dish towel. Designed with the bold and cheeky quote “If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Come Sit by Me,” it adds the perfect mix of wit and everyday functionality. The waffle weave microfiber is soft, highly absorbent, fast-drying, and fully lint-free, making it a practical staple that still earns its place as standout kitchen decor.

Each towel is printed using permanent sublimation ink, so the design never cracks, peels, or fades—no vinyl, no maintenance, just a beautifully crisp print that lasts. Whether you're brightening your own home or searching for a clever, no-fuss gift, this piece feels thoughtful, humorous, and wonderfully gift-ready for moms, friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves sarcasm with a wink.

Add a touch of personality to your kitchen or wrap it up as the kind of present people actually remember.

Enjoy the charm—one laugh, one dish, one moment at a time.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.