"If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say..." Kitchen Towel
💬 GOT TEA? PULL UP A CHAIR.
Add sass, humor, and function to your kitchen with this snarky and stylish dish towel! Featuring the bold, cheeky quote “If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Come Sit by Me,” this premium microfiber waffle weave towel is the perfect mix of personality and practicality.
Super absorbent, fast-drying, and lint-free, it’s a reusable kitchen essential that doubles as hilarious home decor—ideal for anyone who appreciates sarcasm served with a side of functionality.
Whether you're refreshing your own space or hunting for a funny gift for moms, friends, or coworkers, this towel brings relatable humor and everyday usefulness into one gift-ready package.
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Features the witty phrase: “If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Come Sit by Me”
• Sassy & functional—perfect for drying dishes or sparking laughs
• Soft, absorbent, and quick-drying waffle weave microfiber
• No vinyl, no fading, no peeling—permanently sublimated design
• Makes an amazing gift for anyone with a sense of humor
🎁 PERFECT FOR:
• Mother’s Day gifts with sass
• Housewarming or birthday gifts for funny friends
• Gag gifts, coworker surprises, or “just because” laughs
• Hostess gifts for sarcastic souls
• Anyone who pairs humor with home style
👉 READY TO BRING THE SNARK TO YOUR SPACE?
Grab this funny dish towel today and give your kitchen (or someone else's) a bold splash of sass and functionality!
💬 GOT TEA? PULL UP A CHAIR.
Add sass, humor, and function to your kitchen with this snarky and stylish dish towel! Featuring the bold, cheeky quote “If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Come Sit by Me,” this premium microfiber waffle weave towel is the perfect mix of personality and practicality.
Super absorbent, fast-drying, and lint-free, it’s a reusable kitchen essential that doubles as hilarious home decor—ideal for anyone who appreciates sarcasm served with a side of functionality.
Whether you're refreshing your own space or hunting for a funny gift for moms, friends, or coworkers, this towel brings relatable humor and everyday usefulness into one gift-ready package.
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Features the witty phrase: “If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Come Sit by Me”
• Sassy & functional—perfect for drying dishes or sparking laughs
• Soft, absorbent, and quick-drying waffle weave microfiber
• No vinyl, no fading, no peeling—permanently sublimated design
• Makes an amazing gift for anyone with a sense of humor
🎁 PERFECT FOR:
• Mother’s Day gifts with sass
• Housewarming or birthday gifts for funny friends
• Gag gifts, coworker surprises, or “just because” laughs
• Hostess gifts for sarcastic souls
• Anyone who pairs humor with home style
👉 READY TO BRING THE SNARK TO YOUR SPACE?
Grab this funny dish towel today and give your kitchen (or someone else's) a bold splash of sass and functionality!
💬 GOT TEA? PULL UP A CHAIR.
Add sass, humor, and function to your kitchen with this snarky and stylish dish towel! Featuring the bold, cheeky quote “If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Come Sit by Me,” this premium microfiber waffle weave towel is the perfect mix of personality and practicality.
Super absorbent, fast-drying, and lint-free, it’s a reusable kitchen essential that doubles as hilarious home decor—ideal for anyone who appreciates sarcasm served with a side of functionality.
Whether you're refreshing your own space or hunting for a funny gift for moms, friends, or coworkers, this towel brings relatable humor and everyday usefulness into one gift-ready package.
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Features the witty phrase: “If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Come Sit by Me”
• Sassy & functional—perfect for drying dishes or sparking laughs
• Soft, absorbent, and quick-drying waffle weave microfiber
• No vinyl, no fading, no peeling—permanently sublimated design
• Makes an amazing gift for anyone with a sense of humor
🎁 PERFECT FOR:
• Mother’s Day gifts with sass
• Housewarming or birthday gifts for funny friends
• Gag gifts, coworker surprises, or “just because” laughs
• Hostess gifts for sarcastic souls
• Anyone who pairs humor with home style
👉 READY TO BRING THE SNARK TO YOUR SPACE?
Grab this funny dish towel today and give your kitchen (or someone else's) a bold splash of sass and functionality!
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
