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"And Then Alcohol Said" Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🍸 BECAUSE ALCOHOL’S ADVICE ISN’T ALWAYS FACEBOOK-WORTHY

Bring instant laughter to your kitchen with this witty waffle weave towel featuring the quote: “And then alcohol said ‘Put that on Facebook. It’s hilarious.’ But alcohol was wrong. Very wrong.” Bold, cheeky, and painfully relatable, it’s perfect for wine lovers, party hosts, and anyone who’s ever trusted a questionable late-night idea.

Made from ultra-absorbent, quick-drying waffle weave microfiber, this towel handles real kitchen messes while doubling as a hilarious decor piece. The design is printed using permanent sublimation ink, ensuring vibrant color with no peeling, cracking, or fading, even after countless spills, wipe-downs, and happy-hour cleanups.

It makes an unforgettable gift for birthdays, housewarmings, Mother’s Day, girl’s night hosts, or that wine-loving bestie who always has the funniest stories. Thoughtfully packaged and ready to gift, it’s a fun, functional addition to any kitchen.

Add it to your cart and let the laughs live on—no Facebook post required.

🍸 BECAUSE ALCOHOL’S ADVICE ISN’T ALWAYS FACEBOOK-WORTHY

Bring instant laughter to your kitchen with this witty waffle weave towel featuring the quote: “And then alcohol said ‘Put that on Facebook. It’s hilarious.’ But alcohol was wrong. Very wrong.” Bold, cheeky, and painfully relatable, it’s perfect for wine lovers, party hosts, and anyone who’s ever trusted a questionable late-night idea.

Made from ultra-absorbent, quick-drying waffle weave microfiber, this towel handles real kitchen messes while doubling as a hilarious decor piece. The design is printed using permanent sublimation ink, ensuring vibrant color with no peeling, cracking, or fading, even after countless spills, wipe-downs, and happy-hour cleanups.

It makes an unforgettable gift for birthdays, housewarmings, Mother’s Day, girl’s night hosts, or that wine-loving bestie who always has the funniest stories. Thoughtfully packaged and ready to gift, it’s a fun, functional addition to any kitchen.

Add it to your cart and let the laughs live on—no Facebook post required.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.