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Studio mockup of a waffle weave microfiber towel with the sarcastic Thanksgiving quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
White waffle weave kitchen towel with the funny Thanksgiving quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird” surrounded by fall leaves.
Funny Thanksgiving dish towel on a wooden tray with pumpkins and autumn leaves, featuring the quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel on a table with orange berries and a fall leaf, printed with “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Funny holiday kitchen towel displayed with apple and acorn decor, showing the Thanksgiving quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
White hand towel hanging on a kitchen bar with apple and olive oil decor, printed with the phrase “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Funny Thanksgiving gag gift towel on rustic wood background with wooden spoons, featuring the bold text “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Holiday dish towel draped over a wooden chair, printed with the Thanksgiving humor quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use

"...I Give my Family the Bird" Kitchen Towel

$15.00

🦃 PASS THE TURKEY, NOT THE DRAMA

Add some humor to your holiday kitchen with this funny Thanksgiving dish towel! Featuring the bold quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird” with a classic turkey graphic, this premium waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel is the perfect mix of sarcasm and seasonal spirit. Absorbent, durable, and quick-drying, it’s not just hilarious—it’s functional too.

Whether you’re hosting the big feast, bringing a hostess gift, or just surviving dinner with the in-laws, this Thanksgiving hand towel brings the laughs while keeping the mess under control. Great for kitchens, dining rooms, or as part of a holiday gift basket.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Hilarious – A cheeky play on words that gets instant laughs
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Quick-drying, soft, and seriously absorbent
• Durable Design – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won't fade or peel
• Holiday-Ready – Perfect for Thanksgiving dinners, Friendsgiving, and fall entertaining

🍗 RULE #1: GIVE THE BIRD
Click “Add to Cart” and serve up laughs this Thanksgiving with the towel that says it all.

🦃 PASS THE TURKEY, NOT THE DRAMA

Add some humor to your holiday kitchen with this funny Thanksgiving dish towel! Featuring the bold quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird” with a classic turkey graphic, this premium waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel is the perfect mix of sarcasm and seasonal spirit. Absorbent, durable, and quick-drying, it’s not just hilarious—it’s functional too.

Whether you’re hosting the big feast, bringing a hostess gift, or just surviving dinner with the in-laws, this Thanksgiving hand towel brings the laughs while keeping the mess under control. Great for kitchens, dining rooms, or as part of a holiday gift basket.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold & Hilarious – A cheeky play on words that gets instant laughs
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Quick-drying, soft, and seriously absorbent
• Durable Design – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won't fade or peel
• Holiday-Ready – Perfect for Thanksgiving dinners, Friendsgiving, and fall entertaining

🍗 RULE #1: GIVE THE BIRD
Click “Add to Cart” and serve up laughs this Thanksgiving with the towel that says it all.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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