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Studio mockup of a waffle weave microfiber towel with the sarcastic Thanksgiving quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
White waffle weave kitchen towel with the funny Thanksgiving quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird” surrounded by fall leaves.
Funny Thanksgiving dish towel on a wooden tray with pumpkins and autumn leaves, featuring the quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel on a table with orange berries and a fall leaf, printed with “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Funny holiday kitchen towel displayed with apple and acorn decor, showing the Thanksgiving quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
White hand towel hanging on a kitchen bar with apple and olive oil decor, printed with the phrase “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Funny Thanksgiving gag gift towel on rustic wood background with wooden spoons, featuring the bold text “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Holiday dish towel draped over a wooden chair, printed with the Thanksgiving humor quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.”
Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use

"...I Give my Family the Bird" Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🦃 PASS THE TURKEY, NOT THE DRAMA

Add the perfect dose of holiday humor to your kitchen with this hilarious Thanksgiving dish towel featuring the bold quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.” Paired with a classic turkey graphic, it brings the ideal balance of sarcasm and seasonal spirit—because nothing says “family gathering” quite like a little well-timed comedy.

Crafted from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is ultra-absorbent, wonderfully soft, and fast-drying, making it as useful as it is funny. The vibrant design is printed with permanent sublimation ink, ensuring the artwork stays crisp and fade-free through every spill, feast, and chaotic moment the holiday brings. Durable enough for daily use yet festive enough for entertaining, it’s the kitchen essential that keeps the mess under control while keeping the mood light.

Whether you’re hosting Thanksgiving, visiting the in-laws, prepping for Friendsgiving, or looking for the perfect hostess gift, this towel delivers humor, practicality, and fall-season charm in one unforgettable piece.

Bring laughter to the table—and keep your kitchen running smoothly—one turkey-day moment at a time.

🦃 PASS THE TURKEY, NOT THE DRAMA

Add the perfect dose of holiday humor to your kitchen with this hilarious Thanksgiving dish towel featuring the bold quote “Every Thanksgiving I Give My Family the Bird.” Paired with a classic turkey graphic, it brings the ideal balance of sarcasm and seasonal spirit—because nothing says “family gathering” quite like a little well-timed comedy.

Crafted from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is ultra-absorbent, wonderfully soft, and fast-drying, making it as useful as it is funny. The vibrant design is printed with permanent sublimation ink, ensuring the artwork stays crisp and fade-free through every spill, feast, and chaotic moment the holiday brings. Durable enough for daily use yet festive enough for entertaining, it’s the kitchen essential that keeps the mess under control while keeping the mood light.

Whether you’re hosting Thanksgiving, visiting the in-laws, prepping for Friendsgiving, or looking for the perfect hostess gift, this towel delivers humor, practicality, and fall-season charm in one unforgettable piece.

Bring laughter to the table—and keep your kitchen running smoothly—one turkey-day moment at a time.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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