"Funny kitchen towel with the quote about moms placing items on the stairs for family to carry."
Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use
"Funny kitchen towel with the quote about moms placing items on the stairs for family to carry."
Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use

"Nobody is More Full of False Hope Than a Mom..." Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🧺 MOTHERHOOD: WHERE STAIR ITEMS GO TO DIE

Add a dose of humor and honesty to your kitchen with this funny mom-life dish towel, featuring the quote every parent knows all too well: “Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up.” Perfect for busy moms, tired parents, or anyone who’s accepted that the stair strategy is a beautiful—but hopeless—dream.

Made from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is soft, ultra-absorbent, and quick-drying, offering everyday functionality with a side of comic relief. The permanently sublimated design ensures the print stays crisp and vibrant without peeling or fading, even through the busiest seasons of family life.

Whether you’re refreshing your kitchen, building a humorous gift set, or surprising a fellow parent with something that feels a little too accurate, this towel brings warmth, wit, and a whole lot of relatable mom energy to the heart of your home.

A charming and practical way to make kitchen chores brighter—add it to your space and enjoy the laugh every time you walk by.

🧺 MOTHERHOOD: WHERE STAIR ITEMS GO TO DIE

Add a dose of humor and honesty to your kitchen with this funny mom-life dish towel, featuring the quote every parent knows all too well: “Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up.” Perfect for busy moms, tired parents, or anyone who’s accepted that the stair strategy is a beautiful—but hopeless—dream.

Made from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is soft, ultra-absorbent, and quick-drying, offering everyday functionality with a side of comic relief. The permanently sublimated design ensures the print stays crisp and vibrant without peeling or fading, even through the busiest seasons of family life.

Whether you’re refreshing your kitchen, building a humorous gift set, or surprising a fellow parent with something that feels a little too accurate, this towel brings warmth, wit, and a whole lot of relatable mom energy to the heart of your home.

A charming and practical way to make kitchen chores brighter—add it to your space and enjoy the laugh every time you walk by.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.