"Nobody is More Full of False Hope Than a Mom..." Kitchen Towel
🧺 MOTHERHOOD: WHERE STAIR ITEMS GO TO DIE
Add some funny mom energy to your kitchen with this relatable waffle weave towel, featuring the quote every parent feels deep in their soul: “Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up.” It’s the perfect gift for busy moms, tired parents, and anyone who’s realized that stair strategy is a myth.
Absorbent, fast-drying, and laugh-inducing, this premium microfiber towel brings humor and honesty to your daily kitchen chaos.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilariously Relatable Quote – Every mom has been there (and left stuff on the steps)
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent, soft, and quick-drying
• Built to Last – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won’t fade or peel
• Perfect Blend of Sass & Function – Looks great, works hard, and gets laughs
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, Grandmas & Exhausted Parents
• Mother’s Day, Birthdays, Christmas & Housewarmings
• Modern Farmhouse Decor Fans
• Anyone Who’s Given Up on Stairs as a Communication Method
🧦 THE ONLY THING GOING UP THESE STAIRS IS THIS TOWEL
Add to Cart now—because hope is optional, but sarcasm is essential.
🧺 MOTHERHOOD: WHERE STAIR ITEMS GO TO DIE
Add some funny mom energy to your kitchen with this relatable waffle weave towel, featuring the quote every parent feels deep in their soul: “Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up.” It’s the perfect gift for busy moms, tired parents, and anyone who’s realized that stair strategy is a myth.
Absorbent, fast-drying, and laugh-inducing, this premium microfiber towel brings humor and honesty to your daily kitchen chaos.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilariously Relatable Quote – Every mom has been there (and left stuff on the steps)
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent, soft, and quick-drying
• Built to Last – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won’t fade or peel
• Perfect Blend of Sass & Function – Looks great, works hard, and gets laughs
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, Grandmas & Exhausted Parents
• Mother’s Day, Birthdays, Christmas & Housewarmings
• Modern Farmhouse Decor Fans
• Anyone Who’s Given Up on Stairs as a Communication Method
🧦 THE ONLY THING GOING UP THESE STAIRS IS THIS TOWEL
Add to Cart now—because hope is optional, but sarcasm is essential.
🧺 MOTHERHOOD: WHERE STAIR ITEMS GO TO DIE
Add some funny mom energy to your kitchen with this relatable waffle weave towel, featuring the quote every parent feels deep in their soul: “Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up.” It’s the perfect gift for busy moms, tired parents, and anyone who’s realized that stair strategy is a myth.
Absorbent, fast-drying, and laugh-inducing, this premium microfiber towel brings humor and honesty to your daily kitchen chaos.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilariously Relatable Quote – Every mom has been there (and left stuff on the steps)
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent, soft, and quick-drying
• Built to Last – Printed with permanent sublimation ink that won’t fade or peel
• Perfect Blend of Sass & Function – Looks great, works hard, and gets laughs
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, Grandmas & Exhausted Parents
• Mother’s Day, Birthdays, Christmas & Housewarmings
• Modern Farmhouse Decor Fans
• Anyone Who’s Given Up on Stairs as a Communication Method
🧦 THE ONLY THING GOING UP THESE STAIRS IS THIS TOWEL
Add to Cart now—because hope is optional, but sarcasm is essential.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
