"Out of all the Lies I’ve Told..." Kitchen Towel
🤭 JUST KIDDING… OR AM I?
For those who speak fluent sarcasm and think humor belongs in every room—especially the kitchen—this towel gets you. Featuring the bold and witty phrase “Just Kidding Is My Favorite”, it’s the perfect way to dry your dishes and your tears of laughter.
Crafted from super absorbent waffle weave microfiber, this funny towel is just the right mix of snark, function, and charm. Whether you're stirring the pot (literally or figuratively), it brings personality to your countertops and makes the perfect gift for your sassiest friend.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Funny & Sarcastic Design – A daily dose of dry humor (pun intended)
• Absorbent Waffle Weave – Quickly dries dishes, counters, and hands
• No Peeling, No Fading – Printed with permanent sublimation ink, not vinyl
• Machine Washable & Durable – Built for laughs and real-life messes
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Humor lovers, sarcasm addicts, and class clowns
• Birthdays, housewarmings, or "just because" gifts
• Funny best friend or coworker gifts
• White elephant parties, hostess gifts, or snarky home decor fans
🛒 JUST KIDDING… BUT YOU NEED THIS.
Add this hilarious towel to your cart today and bring the laughs to your kitchen or gift it to someone who’s always cracking jokes (on purpose or not). 😄
🤭 JUST KIDDING… OR AM I?
For those who speak fluent sarcasm and think humor belongs in every room—especially the kitchen—this towel gets you. Featuring the bold and witty phrase “Just Kidding Is My Favorite”, it’s the perfect way to dry your dishes and your tears of laughter.
Crafted from super absorbent waffle weave microfiber, this funny towel is just the right mix of snark, function, and charm. Whether you're stirring the pot (literally or figuratively), it brings personality to your countertops and makes the perfect gift for your sassiest friend.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Funny & Sarcastic Design – A daily dose of dry humor (pun intended)
• Absorbent Waffle Weave – Quickly dries dishes, counters, and hands
• No Peeling, No Fading – Printed with permanent sublimation ink, not vinyl
• Machine Washable & Durable – Built for laughs and real-life messes
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Humor lovers, sarcasm addicts, and class clowns
• Birthdays, housewarmings, or "just because" gifts
• Funny best friend or coworker gifts
• White elephant parties, hostess gifts, or snarky home decor fans
🛒 JUST KIDDING… BUT YOU NEED THIS.
Add this hilarious towel to your cart today and bring the laughs to your kitchen or gift it to someone who’s always cracking jokes (on purpose or not). 😄
🤭 JUST KIDDING… OR AM I?
For those who speak fluent sarcasm and think humor belongs in every room—especially the kitchen—this towel gets you. Featuring the bold and witty phrase “Just Kidding Is My Favorite”, it’s the perfect way to dry your dishes and your tears of laughter.
Crafted from super absorbent waffle weave microfiber, this funny towel is just the right mix of snark, function, and charm. Whether you're stirring the pot (literally or figuratively), it brings personality to your countertops and makes the perfect gift for your sassiest friend.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Funny & Sarcastic Design – A daily dose of dry humor (pun intended)
• Absorbent Waffle Weave – Quickly dries dishes, counters, and hands
• No Peeling, No Fading – Printed with permanent sublimation ink, not vinyl
• Machine Washable & Durable – Built for laughs and real-life messes
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Humor lovers, sarcasm addicts, and class clowns
• Birthdays, housewarmings, or "just because" gifts
• Funny best friend or coworker gifts
• White elephant parties, hostess gifts, or snarky home decor fans
🛒 JUST KIDDING… BUT YOU NEED THIS.
Add this hilarious towel to your cart today and bring the laughs to your kitchen or gift it to someone who’s always cracking jokes (on purpose or not). 😄
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
