Witty dish towel with the saying 'Out of all the lies I’ve told, “just kidding” is my favorite'.
Witty dish towel with the saying 'Out of all the lies I’ve told, “just kidding” is my favorite'.

"Out of all the Lies I’ve Told..." Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🤭 JUST KIDDING… OR AM I?

Bring sharp wit and playful sarcasm into your kitchen with this premium waffle weave microfiber towel, printed with the hilariously relatable quote “Out of all the lies I’ve told, just kidding is my favorite.” Perfect for anyone fluent in humor and honesty-ish, this towel adds instant personality to your space—whether you’re drying dishes, cleaning up a spill, or casually roasting your dinner guests while you cook.

The ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and lint-free microfiber makes it a hardworking essential, while the vibrant print—powered by permanent sublimation ink—stays crisp and colorful wash after wash. No vinyl, no fading, no peeling—just a beautifully made, long-lasting towel with a bold, cheeky edge.

It’s a fun, thoughtful choice for friends, coworkers, moms, or anyone who loves kitchen decor with a sense of humor. Wrapped into a housewarming basket or gifted on its own, it delivers a laugh they’ll remember and a quality they’ll actually use.

Add a spark of sarcasm to your kitchen—one smile, one spill, one moment at a time.

🤭 JUST KIDDING… OR AM I?

Bring sharp wit and playful sarcasm into your kitchen with this premium waffle weave microfiber towel, printed with the hilariously relatable quote “Out of all the lies I’ve told, just kidding is my favorite.” Perfect for anyone fluent in humor and honesty-ish, this towel adds instant personality to your space—whether you’re drying dishes, cleaning up a spill, or casually roasting your dinner guests while you cook.

The ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and lint-free microfiber makes it a hardworking essential, while the vibrant print—powered by permanent sublimation ink—stays crisp and colorful wash after wash. No vinyl, no fading, no peeling—just a beautifully made, long-lasting towel with a bold, cheeky edge.

It’s a fun, thoughtful choice for friends, coworkers, moms, or anyone who loves kitchen decor with a sense of humor. Wrapped into a housewarming basket or gifted on its own, it delivers a laugh they’ll remember and a quality they’ll actually use.

Add a spark of sarcasm to your kitchen—one smile, one spill, one moment at a time.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.