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📝 DEAR KARMA, WE HAVE SOME CATCHING UP TO DO…
Add a dose of wit to your kitchen with this premium waffle weave dish towel featuring the hilarious quote: “Dear Karma, I Have a List of You People Missed.” Crafted from high-quality microfiber, this towel is super absorbent, quick-drying, and full of personality—just like the person who owns it.
Whether you’re dealing with spills or just dishing out sass, this towel is a must-have for homes where sarcasm is part of the recipe.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sassy + Relatable Quote – For those who never forget
• Soft & Absorbent Waffle Weave – Premium microfiber that works as good as it looks
• Permanent Sublimation Design – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading
• Functional + Giftable – Kitchen-ready and laugh-approved
🎁 MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
• Funny Housewarming Gift for new homeowners
• Best Friend Gift for sarcastic souls
• Birthday Gift for Mom, Sister, or Coworker
• White Elephant Gift or Secret Santa with personality
🛒 READY TO GIFT A TOWEL WITH A LITTLE PAYBACK VIBES?
Add this sassy dish towel to your cart and share the laughs with someone who totally gets it.
📝 DEAR KARMA, WE HAVE SOME CATCHING UP TO DO…
Add a dose of wit to your kitchen with this premium waffle weave dish towel featuring the hilarious quote: “Dear Karma, I Have a List of You People Missed.” Crafted from high-quality microfiber, this towel is super absorbent, quick-drying, and full of personality—just like the person who owns it.
Whether you’re dealing with spills or just dishing out sass, this towel is a must-have for homes where sarcasm is part of the recipe.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sassy + Relatable Quote – For those who never forget
• Soft & Absorbent Waffle Weave – Premium microfiber that works as good as it looks
• Permanent Sublimation Design – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading
• Functional + Giftable – Kitchen-ready and laugh-approved
🎁 MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
• Funny Housewarming Gift for new homeowners
• Best Friend Gift for sarcastic souls
• Birthday Gift for Mom, Sister, or Coworker
• White Elephant Gift or Secret Santa with personality
🛒 READY TO GIFT A TOWEL WITH A LITTLE PAYBACK VIBES?
Add this sassy dish towel to your cart and share the laughs with someone who totally gets it.
📝 DEAR KARMA, WE HAVE SOME CATCHING UP TO DO…
Add a dose of wit to your kitchen with this premium waffle weave dish towel featuring the hilarious quote: “Dear Karma, I Have a List of You People Missed.” Crafted from high-quality microfiber, this towel is super absorbent, quick-drying, and full of personality—just like the person who owns it.
Whether you’re dealing with spills or just dishing out sass, this towel is a must-have for homes where sarcasm is part of the recipe.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sassy + Relatable Quote – For those who never forget
• Soft & Absorbent Waffle Weave – Premium microfiber that works as good as it looks
• Permanent Sublimation Design – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading
• Functional + Giftable – Kitchen-ready and laugh-approved
🎁 MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
• Funny Housewarming Gift for new homeowners
• Best Friend Gift for sarcastic souls
• Birthday Gift for Mom, Sister, or Coworker
• White Elephant Gift or Secret Santa with personality
🛒 READY TO GIFT A TOWEL WITH A LITTLE PAYBACK VIBES?
Add this sassy dish towel to your cart and share the laughs with someone who totally gets it.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.