"Do Mimosas Count as a Juice Cleanse?" Kitchen Towel

$15.00

🍊 MIMOSAS COUNT AS SELF-CARE, RIGHT?

Add some bubbly humor to your kitchen with this premium waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Do Mimosas Count as a Juice Cleanse?” Perfect for brunch lovers, cocktail queens, and kitchen comedians, this towel delivers function and flair in one fizzy package.

Ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, it’s the perfect sidekick for cooking, cleaning, or sipping something sparkly. Whether you’re buying it as a gift or keeping it for yourself (no judgment), this funny towel is guaranteed to get a laugh.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
Bold Brunch Humor – A hilarious must-have for mimosa drinkers & brunch besties
Waffle Weave MicrofiberSuper absorbent and fast drying
Printed to Last – No vinyl here—just permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
Gift-Ready – Stylish, practical, and always the life of the kitchen party

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
Brunch Dates, Birthdays, Holidays & Hostess Gifts
Mimosa Drinkers, Foodies & Cocktail Enthusiasts
Moms, Besties, Sisters & Coworkers
Anyone Who Calls Prosecco “Self-Care”

🥂 TOAST TO CLEAN COUNTERS AND GOOD VIBES
Brunch harder, spill freely, and snag this towel before the next mimosa kicks in.

🍊 MIMOSAS COUNT AS SELF-CARE, RIGHT?

Add some bubbly humor to your kitchen with this premium waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Do Mimosas Count as a Juice Cleanse?” Perfect for brunch lovers, cocktail queens, and kitchen comedians, this towel delivers function and flair in one fizzy package.

Ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, it’s the perfect sidekick for cooking, cleaning, or sipping something sparkly. Whether you’re buying it as a gift or keeping it for yourself (no judgment), this funny towel is guaranteed to get a laugh.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
Bold Brunch Humor – A hilarious must-have for mimosa drinkers & brunch besties
Waffle Weave MicrofiberSuper absorbent and fast drying
Printed to Last – No vinyl here—just permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
Gift-Ready – Stylish, practical, and always the life of the kitchen party

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
Brunch Dates, Birthdays, Holidays & Hostess Gifts
Mimosa Drinkers, Foodies & Cocktail Enthusiasts
Moms, Besties, Sisters & Coworkers
Anyone Who Calls Prosecco “Self-Care”

🥂 TOAST TO CLEAN COUNTERS AND GOOD VIBES
Brunch harder, spill freely, and snag this towel before the next mimosa kicks in.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
Reverse Side: White
Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.