"Do Mimosas Count as a Juice Cleanse?" Kitchen Towel
🍊 MIMOSAS COUNT AS SELF-CARE, RIGHT?
Add some bubbly humor to your kitchen with this premium waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Do Mimosas Count as a Juice Cleanse?” Perfect for brunch lovers, cocktail queens, and kitchen comedians, this towel delivers function and flair in one fizzy package.
Ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, it’s the perfect sidekick for cooking, cleaning, or sipping something sparkly. Whether you’re buying it as a gift or keeping it for yourself (no judgment), this funny towel is guaranteed to get a laugh.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold Brunch Humor – A hilarious must-have for mimosa drinkers & brunch besties
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent and fast drying
• Printed to Last – No vinyl here—just permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Gift-Ready – Stylish, practical, and always the life of the kitchen party
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Brunch Dates, Birthdays, Holidays & Hostess Gifts
• Mimosa Drinkers, Foodies & Cocktail Enthusiasts
• Moms, Besties, Sisters & Coworkers
• Anyone Who Calls Prosecco “Self-Care”
🥂 TOAST TO CLEAN COUNTERS AND GOOD VIBES
Brunch harder, spill freely, and snag this towel before the next mimosa kicks in.
🍊 MIMOSAS COUNT AS SELF-CARE, RIGHT?
Add some bubbly humor to your kitchen with this premium waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Do Mimosas Count as a Juice Cleanse?” Perfect for brunch lovers, cocktail queens, and kitchen comedians, this towel delivers function and flair in one fizzy package.
Ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, it’s the perfect sidekick for cooking, cleaning, or sipping something sparkly. Whether you’re buying it as a gift or keeping it for yourself (no judgment), this funny towel is guaranteed to get a laugh.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold Brunch Humor – A hilarious must-have for mimosa drinkers & brunch besties
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent and fast drying
• Printed to Last – No vinyl here—just permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Gift-Ready – Stylish, practical, and always the life of the kitchen party
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Brunch Dates, Birthdays, Holidays & Hostess Gifts
• Mimosa Drinkers, Foodies & Cocktail Enthusiasts
• Moms, Besties, Sisters & Coworkers
• Anyone Who Calls Prosecco “Self-Care”
🥂 TOAST TO CLEAN COUNTERS AND GOOD VIBES
Brunch harder, spill freely, and snag this towel before the next mimosa kicks in.
🍊 MIMOSAS COUNT AS SELF-CARE, RIGHT?
Add some bubbly humor to your kitchen with this premium waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the cheeky quote: “Do Mimosas Count as a Juice Cleanse?” Perfect for brunch lovers, cocktail queens, and kitchen comedians, this towel delivers function and flair in one fizzy package.
Ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, it’s the perfect sidekick for cooking, cleaning, or sipping something sparkly. Whether you’re buying it as a gift or keeping it for yourself (no judgment), this funny towel is guaranteed to get a laugh.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold Brunch Humor – A hilarious must-have for mimosa drinkers & brunch besties
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent and fast drying
• Printed to Last – No vinyl here—just permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Gift-Ready – Stylish, practical, and always the life of the kitchen party
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Brunch Dates, Birthdays, Holidays & Hostess Gifts
• Mimosa Drinkers, Foodies & Cocktail Enthusiasts
• Moms, Besties, Sisters & Coworkers
• Anyone Who Calls Prosecco “Self-Care”
🥂 TOAST TO CLEAN COUNTERS AND GOOD VIBES
Brunch harder, spill freely, and snag this towel before the next mimosa kicks in.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
