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Modern farmhouse waffle weave towel with bold funny quote on display rack.
Absorbent sublimated kitchen hand towel with growing old design hanging by stove.
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Close-up of a white waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel, highlighting its soft, absorbent texture and grid-like pattern, perfect for everyday kitchen use

"Growing Old..." Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🥂 GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY, LAUGHING ABOUT IT IS OPTIONAL

Bring humor into your home with this cheeky waffle weave dish towel featuring the phrase “I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer.” Perfectly sarcastic and effortlessly charming, it adds a playful touch to any kitchen while still delivering the practicality you need for everyday spills and cleanup.

Crafted from premium microfiber waffle weave fabric, this towel is super absorbent, quick-drying, lightweight, and durable—designed for real use, not just decoration. The artwork is printed using permanent sublimation ink, so the design stays vibrant with no peeling, fading, or cracking, even after countless trips through the washing machine.

A fun and thoughtful gift for retirements, milestone birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, it blends humor and function in one gift-ready package. Hang it on your oven door, use it daily, or keep it as a conversation-starting accent in your kitchen.

Add it to your cart and give your kitchen a little laugh—aging gracefully is optional.

🥂 GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY, LAUGHING ABOUT IT IS OPTIONAL

Bring humor into your home with this cheeky waffle weave dish towel featuring the phrase “I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer.” Perfectly sarcastic and effortlessly charming, it adds a playful touch to any kitchen while still delivering the practicality you need for everyday spills and cleanup.

Crafted from premium microfiber waffle weave fabric, this towel is super absorbent, quick-drying, lightweight, and durable—designed for real use, not just decoration. The artwork is printed using permanent sublimation ink, so the design stays vibrant with no peeling, fading, or cracking, even after countless trips through the washing machine.

A fun and thoughtful gift for retirements, milestone birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, it blends humor and function in one gift-ready package. Hang it on your oven door, use it daily, or keep it as a conversation-starting accent in your kitchen.

Add it to your cart and give your kitchen a little laugh—aging gracefully is optional.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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