Self-worth inspired towel with funny quote, “Don’t let anyone treat you like lunchmeat. You are charcuterie, baby.”
Self-worth inspired towel with funny quote, “Don’t let anyone treat you like lunchmeat. You are charcuterie, baby.”

"You Are Charcuterie" Kitchen Towel

$16.00

🧀 FOR THE FOODIE WITH MAIN-CHARACTER SNACK ENERGY

Add a little attitude to your kitchen with this funny charcuterie-themed waffle weave towel, featuring the bold and confidence-boosting quote: “Don’t let anyone treat you like lunchmeat. You are charcuterie, baby.” Perfect for cheese board lovers, snack royalty, brunch hosts, and anyone who knows their worth (especially when cured meats are involved), this towel brings both humor and flavor to your space.

Crafted from ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it’s soft, durable, quick-drying, and ready for real kitchen use—whether you’re prepping appetizers, cleaning up after brunch, or simply decorating your countertop with a little sass. The permanently sublimated design offers crisp, long-lasting color that won’t peel, crack, or fade, making it as reliable as it is hilarious.

A standout choice for gifting or keeping, this towel adds personality and gourmet-level charm to any kitchen—a fun reminder that you’re not lunchmeat… you’re a whole charcuterie experience.

Bring home the humor and elevate your kitchen with a towel that works hard, looks cute, and always keeps the confidence high.

🧀 FOR THE FOODIE WITH MAIN-CHARACTER SNACK ENERGY

Add a little attitude to your kitchen with this funny charcuterie-themed waffle weave towel, featuring the bold and confidence-boosting quote: “Don’t let anyone treat you like lunchmeat. You are charcuterie, baby.” Perfect for cheese board lovers, snack royalty, brunch hosts, and anyone who knows their worth (especially when cured meats are involved), this towel brings both humor and flavor to your space.

Crafted from ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it’s soft, durable, quick-drying, and ready for real kitchen use—whether you’re prepping appetizers, cleaning up after brunch, or simply decorating your countertop with a little sass. The permanently sublimated design offers crisp, long-lasting color that won’t peel, crack, or fade, making it as reliable as it is hilarious.

A standout choice for gifting or keeping, this towel adds personality and gourmet-level charm to any kitchen—a fun reminder that you’re not lunchmeat… you’re a whole charcuterie experience.

Bring home the humor and elevate your kitchen with a towel that works hard, looks cute, and always keeps the confidence high.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.