Self-worth inspired towel with funny quote, “Don’t let anyone treat you like lunchmeat. You are charcuterie, baby.”
Self-worth inspired towel with funny quote, “Don’t let anyone treat you like lunchmeat. You are charcuterie, baby.”

"You Are Charcuterie" Kitchen Towel

$15.00

🧀 KNOW YOUR WORTH—YOU’RE CHARCUTERIE, BABY

If you love snack boards, food puns, and a little self-love with your salami, this towel is for you. Featuring the hilarious quote: “Don’t let anyone treat you like lunchmeat. You are charcuterie, baby.” This premium waffle weave towel is a vibe—equal parts funny, functional, and full of flavor (just like your board).

Whether it’s hung in the kitchen, used at brunch, or gifted to a confident foodie, this towel adds personality, sass, and a sprinkle of gourmet humor to any space.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Foodie Fun with a Side of Sass – Perfect for charcuterie board lovers & snack royalty
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, durable, and quick-drying
• High-Quality Print – Made with permanent sublimation ink—no peeling, no fading
• Makes a Bold Statement – Remind the world you're not lunchmeat 🧀

🎉 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Charcuterie Fans & Foodies
• Friends Who Love a Good Pun
• Confident Queens (and Kings)
• Birthdays, Holidays, Housewarmings, Gag Gifts & Stocking Stuffers
• Anyone Who Deserves Gourmet Energy, Not Deli Counter Vibes

🧄 YOU’RE NOT LUNCHMEAT—YOU’RE THE WHOLE DAMN BOARD
Add to Cart now and serve up laughs with your style, sass, and brie.

🧀 KNOW YOUR WORTH—YOU’RE CHARCUTERIE, BABY

If you love snack boards, food puns, and a little self-love with your salami, this towel is for you. Featuring the hilarious quote: “Don’t let anyone treat you like lunchmeat. You are charcuterie, baby.” This premium waffle weave towel is a vibe—equal parts funny, functional, and full of flavor (just like your board).

Whether it’s hung in the kitchen, used at brunch, or gifted to a confident foodie, this towel adds personality, sass, and a sprinkle of gourmet humor to any space.

💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Foodie Fun with a Side of Sass – Perfect for charcuterie board lovers & snack royalty
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, durable, and quick-drying
• High-Quality Print – Made with permanent sublimation ink—no peeling, no fading
• Makes a Bold Statement – Remind the world you're not lunchmeat 🧀

🎉 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Charcuterie Fans & Foodies
• Friends Who Love a Good Pun
• Confident Queens (and Kings)
• Birthdays, Holidays, Housewarmings, Gag Gifts & Stocking Stuffers
• Anyone Who Deserves Gourmet Energy, Not Deli Counter Vibes

🧄 YOU’RE NOT LUNCHMEAT—YOU’RE THE WHOLE DAMN BOARD
Add to Cart now and serve up laughs with your style, sass, and brie.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.

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