"Coffee Spelled Backwards..." Kitchen Towel
☕ I DON’T GIVE EEFFOC UNTIL CAFFEINE HITS.
Start your morning with caffeine and comedy! This funny waffle weave kitchen towel features the iconic phrase: “Coffee spelled backward is eeffoc… and I don’t give eeffoc until I’ve had my coffee.” If you’re a coffee lover with a sarcastic streak, this is your perfect kitchen companion.
Made from ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it’s ideal for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or just making guests chuckle at your coffee bar. Functional, funny, and giftable—it’s the kind of kitchen towel that’s strong enough for caffeine emergencies and bold enough for barista-level sass.
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold Coffee Quote – Adds personality and humor to your kitchen
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent, soft, and streak-free
• Permanent Sublimation Print – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading
• Durable & Functional – Great for everyday spills and cleaning
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Comes beautifully folded and wrapped 🎁
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Coffee lovers, espresso addicts & caffeine queens
• Baristas, coworkers, teachers & tired parents
• Housewarming gifts or hostess presents
• Birthday gifts, Mother’s Day, Christmas stockings, or just because
• Anyone who runs on sarcasm and dark roast
🛍️ BREW UP LAUGHTER WITH CAFFEINE-CHARGED SASS
Add to cart and gift yourself (or your favorite caffeine addict) a daily dose of sarcasm and espresso-fueled charm! ☕💬
☕ I DON’T GIVE EEFFOC UNTIL CAFFEINE HITS.
Start your morning with caffeine and comedy! This funny waffle weave kitchen towel features the iconic phrase: “Coffee spelled backward is eeffoc… and I don’t give eeffoc until I’ve had my coffee.” If you’re a coffee lover with a sarcastic streak, this is your perfect kitchen companion.
Made from ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it’s ideal for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or just making guests chuckle at your coffee bar. Functional, funny, and giftable—it’s the kind of kitchen towel that’s strong enough for caffeine emergencies and bold enough for barista-level sass.
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold Coffee Quote – Adds personality and humor to your kitchen
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent, soft, and streak-free
• Permanent Sublimation Print – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading
• Durable & Functional – Great for everyday spills and cleaning
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Comes beautifully folded and wrapped 🎁
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Coffee lovers, espresso addicts & caffeine queens
• Baristas, coworkers, teachers & tired parents
• Housewarming gifts or hostess presents
• Birthday gifts, Mother’s Day, Christmas stockings, or just because
• Anyone who runs on sarcasm and dark roast
🛍️ BREW UP LAUGHTER WITH CAFFEINE-CHARGED SASS
Add to cart and gift yourself (or your favorite caffeine addict) a daily dose of sarcasm and espresso-fueled charm! ☕💬
☕ I DON’T GIVE EEFFOC UNTIL CAFFEINE HITS.
Start your morning with caffeine and comedy! This funny waffle weave kitchen towel features the iconic phrase: “Coffee spelled backward is eeffoc… and I don’t give eeffoc until I’ve had my coffee.” If you’re a coffee lover with a sarcastic streak, this is your perfect kitchen companion.
Made from ultra-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it’s ideal for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or just making guests chuckle at your coffee bar. Functional, funny, and giftable—it’s the kind of kitchen towel that’s strong enough for caffeine emergencies and bold enough for barista-level sass.
💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Bold Coffee Quote – Adds personality and humor to your kitchen
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Super absorbent, soft, and streak-free
• Permanent Sublimation Print – No vinyl, no peeling, no fading
• Durable & Functional – Great for everyday spills and cleaning
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Comes beautifully folded and wrapped 🎁
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Coffee lovers, espresso addicts & caffeine queens
• Baristas, coworkers, teachers & tired parents
• Housewarming gifts or hostess presents
• Birthday gifts, Mother’s Day, Christmas stockings, or just because
• Anyone who runs on sarcasm and dark roast
🛍️ BREW UP LAUGHTER WITH CAFFEINE-CHARGED SASS
Add to cart and gift yourself (or your favorite caffeine addict) a daily dose of sarcasm and espresso-fueled charm! ☕💬
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
