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"And Here we F*cking Go Again..." Kitchen Towel
☀️ IT’S OFFICIAL: THIS TOWEL HATES MORNINGS TOO
Start your day with sass, not sunshine. This funny waffle weave kitchen towel features the brutally honest quote “And here we f*cking go again… I mean, good morning.” It’s the perfect match for anyone who greets mornings with caffeine, sarcasm, and minimal enthusiasm. Equal parts hilarious and relatable, it adds instant personality to your kitchen or coffee bar.
Made from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is soft, ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and crafted to handle real everyday use. Printed with vibrant permanent sublimation ink, the design stays crisp and bold with no peeling, cracking, or fading, even after countless mornings of wiping spills and surviving life before coffee.
Choose the version that fits your vibe: a fully explicit design for maximum honesty, or a censored version with the “u” starred out for a slightly softer edge. Either way, it brings humor and attitude to your home—and guaranteed laughs for anyone who sees it.
Add it to your cart and embrace mornings the only way you know how—with sarcasm and caffeine.
☀️ IT’S OFFICIAL: THIS TOWEL HATES MORNINGS TOO
Start your day with sass, not sunshine. This funny waffle weave kitchen towel features the brutally honest quote “And here we f*cking go again… I mean, good morning.” It’s the perfect match for anyone who greets mornings with caffeine, sarcasm, and minimal enthusiasm. Equal parts hilarious and relatable, it adds instant personality to your kitchen or coffee bar.
Made from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is soft, ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and crafted to handle real everyday use. Printed with vibrant permanent sublimation ink, the design stays crisp and bold with no peeling, cracking, or fading, even after countless mornings of wiping spills and surviving life before coffee.
Choose the version that fits your vibe: a fully explicit design for maximum honesty, or a censored version with the “u” starred out for a slightly softer edge. Either way, it brings humor and attitude to your home—and guaranteed laughs for anyone who sees it.
Add it to your cart and embrace mornings the only way you know how—with sarcasm and caffeine.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.