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☀️ 𝗜𝗧’𝗦 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗟 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗧𝗢𝗢
Start your day with sass, not sunshine. This funny waffle weave kitchen towel features the brutally honest quote: "And here we f*cking go again... I mean, good morning."
Perfect for anyone who greets mornings with an eye-roll and caffeine instead of cheer.
Made from premium waffle weave microfiber, it's soft, absorbent, and unapologetically real—just like your attitude before 9 a.m.
Choose from two options:
• Explicit version with the full word spelled out
• Censored version with the “u” starred out
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilarious quote that speaks your truth (even before coffee)
• Soft, durable waffle weave that's ultra-absorbent and quick-drying
• Professionally printed with vibrant sublimation ink—no vinyl, no peeling
• Adds a fun pop of personality to your kitchen or coffee bar
• Designed to make you (and your guests) laugh every time
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Tired moms and caffeine-fueled coworkers
• Housewarming gifts for sarcastic souls
• Funny hostess gifts or best friend birthday surprises
• Anyone who wakes up angry at the sun
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement, or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.
☕ MORNINGS ARE HARD–LET THIS TOWEL DO THE SWEARING FOR YOU
Order now for a laugh-out-loud gift that says “I’m awake… but not happy about it.”
☀️ 𝗜𝗧’𝗦 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗟 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗧𝗢𝗢
Start your day with sass, not sunshine. This funny waffle weave kitchen towel features the brutally honest quote: "And here we f*cking go again... I mean, good morning."
Perfect for anyone who greets mornings with an eye-roll and caffeine instead of cheer.
Made from premium waffle weave microfiber, it's soft, absorbent, and unapologetically real—just like your attitude before 9 a.m.
Choose from two options:
• Explicit version with the full word spelled out
• Censored version with the “u” starred out
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilarious quote that speaks your truth (even before coffee)
• Soft, durable waffle weave that's ultra-absorbent and quick-drying
• Professionally printed with vibrant sublimation ink—no vinyl, no peeling
• Adds a fun pop of personality to your kitchen or coffee bar
• Designed to make you (and your guests) laugh every time
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Tired moms and caffeine-fueled coworkers
• Housewarming gifts for sarcastic souls
• Funny hostess gifts or best friend birthday surprises
• Anyone who wakes up angry at the sun
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement, or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.
☕ MORNINGS ARE HARD–LET THIS TOWEL DO THE SWEARING FOR YOU
Order now for a laugh-out-loud gift that says “I’m awake… but not happy about it.”
☀️ 𝗜𝗧’𝗦 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗟 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗧𝗢𝗢
Start your day with sass, not sunshine. This funny waffle weave kitchen towel features the brutally honest quote: "And here we f*cking go again... I mean, good morning."
Perfect for anyone who greets mornings with an eye-roll and caffeine instead of cheer.
Made from premium waffle weave microfiber, it's soft, absorbent, and unapologetically real—just like your attitude before 9 a.m.
Choose from two options:
• Explicit version with the full word spelled out
• Censored version with the “u” starred out
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Hilarious quote that speaks your truth (even before coffee)
• Soft, durable waffle weave that's ultra-absorbent and quick-drying
• Professionally printed with vibrant sublimation ink—no vinyl, no peeling
• Adds a fun pop of personality to your kitchen or coffee bar
• Designed to make you (and your guests) laugh every time
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Tired moms and caffeine-fueled coworkers
• Housewarming gifts for sarcastic souls
• Funny hostess gifts or best friend birthday surprises
• Anyone who wakes up angry at the sun
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement, or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.
☕ MORNINGS ARE HARD–LET THIS TOWEL DO THE SWEARING FOR YOU
Order now for a laugh-out-loud gift that says “I’m awake… but not happy about it.”
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement, or finish may
occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences are a hallmark of handcrafted products.
Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.