"A Fun Thing to Do in the Morning..." Kitchen Towel
☕️ BECAUSE COFFEE > CONVERSATION.
Start your day with sass and sarcasm! This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel features the bold, relatable quote: “A Fun Thing to Do in the Morning is NOT Talk to Me.” It’s the perfect mix of funny and functional—ideal for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or just reminding everyone that caffeine comes first.
Great for coffee bars, farmhouse kitchens, or as part of a morning routine gift set, this towel adds instant personality with a dash of sarcasm.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Ultra-Absorbent & Fast-Drying – Premium waffle weave microfiber for real kitchen use
• No Peeling, Cracking, or Fading – Printed with permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl!)
• Soft & Durable – Gentle on hands, tough on messes
• Relatable & Hilarious – A must-have for caffeine lovers and sarcastic souls
• Coffee Bar-Ready – A bold, witty accent for rustic, modern, or farmhouse kitchens
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Coffee lovers, caffeine addicts & early risers with an attitude
• Housewarming & hostess gifts that are guaranteed to get laughs
• Moms, grandmas, sisters & besties who aren’t morning people
• Birthday, Christmas & “just because” gifts with personality
• Anyone who speaks fluent sarcasm before noon
🛒 MORNING MOOD = SILENT MODE?
Click “Add to Cart” and treat yourself—or your favorite coffee grump—to a gift that’s bold, practical, and laugh-out-loud funny.
☕️ BECAUSE COFFEE > CONVERSATION.
Start your day with sass and sarcasm! This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel features the bold, relatable quote: “A Fun Thing to Do in the Morning is NOT Talk to Me.” It’s the perfect mix of funny and functional—ideal for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or just reminding everyone that caffeine comes first.
Great for coffee bars, farmhouse kitchens, or as part of a morning routine gift set, this towel adds instant personality with a dash of sarcasm.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Ultra-Absorbent & Fast-Drying – Premium waffle weave microfiber for real kitchen use
• No Peeling, Cracking, or Fading – Printed with permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl!)
• Soft & Durable – Gentle on hands, tough on messes
• Relatable & Hilarious – A must-have for caffeine lovers and sarcastic souls
• Coffee Bar-Ready – A bold, witty accent for rustic, modern, or farmhouse kitchens
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Coffee lovers, caffeine addicts & early risers with an attitude
• Housewarming & hostess gifts that are guaranteed to get laughs
• Moms, grandmas, sisters & besties who aren’t morning people
• Birthday, Christmas & “just because” gifts with personality
• Anyone who speaks fluent sarcasm before noon
🛒 MORNING MOOD = SILENT MODE?
Click “Add to Cart” and treat yourself—or your favorite coffee grump—to a gift that’s bold, practical, and laugh-out-loud funny.
☕️ BECAUSE COFFEE > CONVERSATION.
Start your day with sass and sarcasm! This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel features the bold, relatable quote: “A Fun Thing to Do in the Morning is NOT Talk to Me.” It’s the perfect mix of funny and functional—ideal for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or just reminding everyone that caffeine comes first.
Great for coffee bars, farmhouse kitchens, or as part of a morning routine gift set, this towel adds instant personality with a dash of sarcasm.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Ultra-Absorbent & Fast-Drying – Premium waffle weave microfiber for real kitchen use
• No Peeling, Cracking, or Fading – Printed with permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl!)
• Soft & Durable – Gentle on hands, tough on messes
• Relatable & Hilarious – A must-have for caffeine lovers and sarcastic souls
• Coffee Bar-Ready – A bold, witty accent for rustic, modern, or farmhouse kitchens
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Coffee lovers, caffeine addicts & early risers with an attitude
• Housewarming & hostess gifts that are guaranteed to get laughs
• Moms, grandmas, sisters & besties who aren’t morning people
• Birthday, Christmas & “just because” gifts with personality
• Anyone who speaks fluent sarcasm before noon
🛒 MORNING MOOD = SILENT MODE?
Click “Add to Cart” and treat yourself—or your favorite coffee grump—to a gift that’s bold, practical, and laugh-out-loud funny.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
