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"A Fun Thing to Do in the Morning..." Kitchen Towel

$16.00

☕ SASSY MORNINGS START HERE

Bring humor, attitude, and a dose of honesty to your kitchen with this funny waffle weave dish towel, featuring the bold and relatable quote: “A Fun Thing to Do in the Morning is NOT Talk to Me.” Perfect for caffeine lovers, slow risers, and anyone whose personality doesn’t kick in until cup number two, this towel adds instant character to your stove handle, coffee bar, or breakfast nook.

Crafted from premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s ultra-absorbent, soft, and fast-drying—ideal for wiping counters, drying dishes, or handling everyday kitchen tasks with ease. The design is printed using permanent sublimation ink, ensuring crisp lines and long-lasting color that won’t peel or fade, even after countless washes. Equal parts functional and funny, it fits beautifully into modern, rustic, farmhouse, or minimalist kitchens, making it a great choice for gifting too.

Whether you’re building a morning-themed gift set, refreshing your coffee bar, or treating yourself to something that matches your mood, this towel brings a witty touch to the start of every day—no small talk required.

Add a little sarcasm to your morning routine and brighten your kitchen with a towel that says exactly what you’re thinking.

☕ SASSY MORNINGS START HERE

Bring humor, attitude, and a dose of honesty to your kitchen with this funny waffle weave dish towel, featuring the bold and relatable quote: “A Fun Thing to Do in the Morning is NOT Talk to Me.” Perfect for caffeine lovers, slow risers, and anyone whose personality doesn’t kick in until cup number two, this towel adds instant character to your stove handle, coffee bar, or breakfast nook.

Crafted from premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s ultra-absorbent, soft, and fast-drying—ideal for wiping counters, drying dishes, or handling everyday kitchen tasks with ease. The design is printed using permanent sublimation ink, ensuring crisp lines and long-lasting color that won’t peel or fade, even after countless washes. Equal parts functional and funny, it fits beautifully into modern, rustic, farmhouse, or minimalist kitchens, making it a great choice for gifting too.

Whether you’re building a morning-themed gift set, refreshing your coffee bar, or treating yourself to something that matches your mood, this towel brings a witty touch to the start of every day—no small talk required.

Add a little sarcasm to your morning routine and brighten your kitchen with a towel that says exactly what you’re thinking.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🧵 HANDMADE DISCLAIMER:
All items are individually handmade, and slight variations in size, placement,
or finish may occur due to the nature of the handmade process. These differences
are a hallmark of handcrafted products. Please note that colors may appear slightly
different in person due to variations in monitor settings and lighting conditions.